Likewise...
After queueing at the checkout in Asda, the till assistants often quip, "Sorry about your weight", to which I reply with either, "Thought that slim fast wasn't doing the trick," or look them up and down if they're a frequent customer at Greggs :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am so using this next time!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, Reply)

"Back atcha" is good too.
They never get it :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

What you need to employ here is the 'Roger Moore eyebrow'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I totally do this thing Monty,
only being a thick northerner, I wasn't aware of that term ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*waggles*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

*Has "brow off" with sportscow*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I have impeccable eyebrow skills.
hugz4u bbz lol

*waggles eyebrows*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)