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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You filthy germ ridden southerners have given me a cold.You dirty feckers! I demand satisfication in the form of an apology from all of you on here and a short paragraph explaining why northerners are so amazing.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:42,
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Without meaning to sound patronisingIs it wrong that I find this sweet?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:09,
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deer beegeebeeI am very sworrie that u have a cold. Norfeners r so amazing bcuz they have db9s and then let u drive them n evytink
lots of love badger
xxxx
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:59,
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WOOHOO!That's come round really quickly! *dances*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:05,
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You're immune system is crumbling along with your jointsDamn your osteoarthritis
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:28,
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S'troo all my bloods in my ever engorged cock, my brain is oxygen starved, I can barely post these days(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:41,
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What you need is some sort of release for all the pent up sexual tension.Mmmmmm *ponders*
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:43,
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Dangerwankis the way forward
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:50,
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Fuck off love, you're dreaming.For starters, you probably caught it off a Spaniard.
The only thing amazing about northerners is how any of them make it past 30 with their diet of chips and coal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:30,
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Coal is made up of 87% of all the minerals you may ever need in your daily diet.Including Silica which is good for the part of your brain that deals with money issues.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:33,
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Ah yes but by dousing the coal in 'grerveh' any perceived nutritional benefits are reversed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:35,
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Plus the incessant side orders of 'barm curks' are a deadly combination.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:36,
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I'll go one further and say that northerners are the scum of the earth.There's nothing more grating than a people who insist that they're 'not stook oop' and 'have a grurt sense of yumour' when in reality the forced bonhomie is nothing but a facade and the so-called 'grurt sense of yumour' is shot through with inverted snobbery and a gigantic capacity for self-delusion.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:42,
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Haha!I knew my post would set you off today.
*tickles under chin*
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:42,
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In my day we hunted people like you for sport and the world was a better place for it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:43,
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PLUSthe mournful grunting of a colliery brass band is the single most depressing sound a man can hear in his life. Worse even than 'hi! I'm NakedApe off the internet and I've come to stay at your house for six months'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:45,
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*Northern high-fives*Soft Southern Shites with their soft diseases. A proper Northern lass is not used to such an attack. Were it asbestosis or summat then nee bother!
It is fucking glorious in Newcastle today. However, this does have the effect of "cooking" me on the 25 min Metro journey to work. I am medium to well-done now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:46,
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Well that will teach to to walk around with no shirt on all the time.Here in the south such displays are frowned upon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:47,
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I would be shot for sport were I to wander round shirtless(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:48,
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Murty's dead, like.Y'knaa that, divven't yuz?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:51,
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Did you see that some of his mates and relations had a picnic on the spot to celebrate him being gone a year
*Alwyz in r hrts*
*Alwyz all over the fucking grass*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53,
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Its a shame that a nice place like Rothbury will be forever known as the hideoutfor a gun-toting Womble
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:57,
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I bet they have chicken.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:05,
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Obviously...... Southerners are all shandy-drinking poofters who obsess about the price of their houses and Northrners are all flat-cap-wearing whippet buggerers, whereas Midlanders are great!
Discuss.
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Midlanders are the bastard offspring of the glorious North and the gay SouthWe use you lot as a wall
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:50,
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You're neither one nor tother.A sort of branch off the homosapian tree that evolved into a totally different species.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:52,
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Oww yiss.The beaowtiful sound of the Midlinds accint. Joost screams class, doozunt it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53,
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Milk and 2 sugars please!(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:39,
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Mikes one desoir to 'ear the rheggemowsic sounds of Yow Bie Fur Tie doozunt it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:54,
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That took too long to decode(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:54,
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All my family are brummiesso I had no trouble *sighs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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rud rud whine.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:04,
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While we are on the subject of the great North South DivideAs a non UK resident could someone please explain why the further north you go the less clothing the women wear on nights out - irrespective of the weight they may be carrying on their frame. I have never been to the outer Hebrides, but when you get there do the girls go out naked?
Thanks in advance for your useful and insightful replies.
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Northern birds have cracking titsand want to show them off. Problem solved
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.Hence going out in the freezing cold wearing nothing but a g-string and a dishcloth is admired.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:03,
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Tell that to my grandfather who had a stroke in 2006 and now can't wipe his own arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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Ok I will. Where will I find him?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:21,
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Only applies to England.The clothing level starts to increase again north of the Tyne. The zenith, or nadir, dependant on your opinion, is just to the left of the centre of the Bigg market.
By the Hebrides they are clothed normally and by the Shetlands they are wearing a seal like a hat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:03,
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Ahhh the Bigg MarketTruly the anus of Newcastle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:09,
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The cold virus origainates from Northumberland, FACTNortherns are awesome becasue without them we would have no coal, whippets, Hovis or Jeremy Clarkson
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:10,
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I love northerners me.They are so quaint and humble, living off 5 bob a month and having kippers for sunday lunch. Salt of the earth, every one of them.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:12,
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I have never eaten kippers - FACT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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You go hungry on a Sunday then - FACT(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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Haha!I never go hungry. This is my major problem
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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BGB is NorthernThat's all the proof I need that Northerners are amazing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15,
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You, my lad, are heading up the top of my favorite B3tans list like a fucking rocket.(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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*prouds*Colds absolutely suck BGB, I've had one for the last couple of weeks. Lemsip is fucking magnificent when I'm feeling as shite as this!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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The only time I take Lemsip is at workI can deal with the snotty nose, etc, but I can't have a thick head when I'm at work, means I can't focus, and as my job requires high attention to detail, this is unacceptable. I even once managed to convince the boss to buy me Lemsip with this information!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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Ahhh, the South.The verdant, glorious, sunny south. Inspiration for Tolkein’s Shire and the setting for countless other classics of English literature from Laurie Lee’s ‘Cider with Rosie’ to Thomas Hardy’s fictional ‘Wessex’, the beautiful landscape is matched only by its polite and genteel inhabitants. Not for us the relentless grimness of ‘Kes’ or ‘Boys from the fucking Blackstuff’. No, thank you. Something a little more refined for us. With less mining and pigeon-fancying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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Yeah, I watched 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' last night too(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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Ahh The SouthHaving to sell both kidneys to pay a weeks rent for a one bedroom, rat infested hovel, surrounded by darkies. Suicide bombers. £5 pints
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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we get most of our suicide bombers from yorkshire and lancashire these daysfitting whippets with rucksacks, apparently.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:21,
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As someone with a foot in both worlds.The North is better, cheaper and generally friendlier. Londoners are cunts.
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I've lived in bothand i'm with you, though I'm not sure it's Londoners per se. I think it's more that so much of London's population is transient and the place is so huge that people aren't interested in being friendly towards strangers. Some people like that, some people don't. Horses for courses, innit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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London is a nice place to visit.You couldn't pay me enough to live there though.
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I think this is the problem for most people(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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*knocks gently*The areas of Shropshire and Worcestershire around Brum were the inspiration for Tolkein's Shire. I'm pretty sure that's not the south, old chap.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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Wolverhampton, actually. Seriously.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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The first person he actually insulted was a board regular, rather than everyoneHe's up himself, is the exact sort of character we can't stand around here, and as such is pushing everyone's buttons. That's Berting.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:37,
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Given that you've never "pushed someone's button" you're not in a position to judge.(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
maybe, but only because the inhabitants were so malnourished they effectively suffered from dwarfism leading to the creation of Hobbits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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I never let anything so dull as facts get in the way of a good rant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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Too fucking right, sir.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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I've been watching The Princess Bridelast night and this morning. I understand that if you're really "into film" then it's something of a "cult movie".
Has anyone else seen it and do they have an opinion on it?
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I love that filmBecause it's hilarious. And Columbo is in it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
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I am of the opinion it's rather enjoyable.Although it's status as a cult film is confusing to me.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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He meant 'it's a cunts' film'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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OH NO MONTY IN HATING SOMETHING SHOCKER(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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I've never seen it. It has a bent name though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."You'd love it
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Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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Maybe he'll get mauled by some giant rats(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32,
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I watched 10 minutes and it was the worst thing I've ever layed eyes onand I've seen the B3ta flickr pool
*thousand yard stare*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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Oh God I'm really into it. But that's just me and 'film' all over.Let's quote some lines from it - then play the 'Withnail drinking game'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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I'm now giggling in the knowledge that you will end up watching Princess Bridewith Len
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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It will become her favourite film of all time everand she will make Monty re-enact scenes, with her taking the part of Cary Elwes and Monty being Andre the Giant.
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Hahaha!Somebody get hold of a copy and send it to him.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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The reality is we'll just watch Performance and Cheech & Chong films every night.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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You are going to get such a shock once she starts getting "into film"Because by that I mean becoming a porn star.
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I've never seen it.I know one line from it, that's about it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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You'll keep it that way if you know what's good for you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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I've heard extremely contrasting opinions on it, it's unusualThe only other films I can think of like that are all either Ben Stiller films or things like This Is Spinal Tap.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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Oh man, Ben Stiller is such a geniusthat thing he does when he puts on a funny voice or pretends to be stupid or gets his best friend to try and commit suicide.
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Oh God yes I really like him too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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The strange thing is that of the films of his I've seen. I've liked more than I've hated.But those ones I've hated so much it makes up for everything.
Like: Night At The Museum 1 & 2(expected them to be massively shit, was pleased they weren't), Keeping The Faith, Dodgeball.
EDIT: Ok, I've just realised, when I wrote this I thought that the above was true. However, having looked through the films of his I know, I've realised the number I hate.
Hate: Something About Mary, Zoolander, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Mystery Men, Starsky & Hutch, and Madagascar.
Fuck me, what a cunt he is.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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I like Zoolander, and Something about Mary, and Starsky and Hutch, and Madagascar 2.(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Any film in which they think that making you cringe is funny is fucking shit, to me.And I simply didn't like Madagascar 2, I thought it was lacking in pretty much every way.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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I thought it was much better than number 1.But I often find that with Number twos.
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Hur Hur, poo.Hmm, I agree with Terminator, X Men, Boondock Saints, Hellboy, Spiderman, and a couple of others I can't think of currently...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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Most people say The GodfatherI've only seen part 2 once so I can't really remember if it's better than part 1.
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Aye, but I've not seen either, so I'm not able to judge(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55,
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I've seen the first hour of the Godfather about twenty times but never seen the rest.(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01,
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Me and Mrs al watched it last saturday on the telly boxShe kept falling asleep and every time she woke up she said "who's that? what happened to that guy?" and I kept having to explain it.
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What?????You seriously think Terminiator 2 was better? Even with that whiney fucking shit actor kid being all fucking wet all the way through it. Terminator was so much better. Boondock Saints awesome fun film. Boondock Saints 2 was a shit parody of itself. Spiderman 1 - shit Spiderman 2 - Twice as shit. X-men was better than Xmen 2, hellboy better than hellboy 2. Godfather Part 2 was excellent but nothing without the Godfather Part 1.
The only sequel better than the original was Empire Strikes Back.
I know better than you, I'm in to film.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:06,
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I've always preferred Star Wars to Empire Strikes BackThe Exorcist III is my favourite of that series, The Dark Knight was far superior to the dull Batman Begins and Ghoulies Go To College was the best of the Ghoulies films.
You are 110% correct about Terminator.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Zoolander is a brilliant film.Anything that bemuses my parents I consider to be good.
Like Kick Ass. I watched that for the first time last night and fell off my sofa laughing.
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Kick Ass is fantastic.Zoolander is shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:36,
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I've never laughed so much at a film.Well apart from Bruce Almighty, but my tastes have developed since then.
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Anyone who doesn't like Spinal Tap is a fucking idiot.That said, anyone who quotes from it is an even worse one.
Apart from 'what's wrong with being sexy?' which is acceptable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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I've never actually seen it, but I've heard most people say it's fantastic, and several say it's shitNever anywhere in the middle.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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Because it's not actually played for laughsyou have to a) be able to spot the deadpan jokes and b) know just how ridiculous the world of heavy metal is. Which helps with a).
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I read somewhere that Liam Gallagher didn't realise it was a spoof.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:44,
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I like the fact that Ozzy Osbourne actually did have a giant stonehenge backdrop during the late 80s.
And he had a dwarf who dressed up in a devils costume and jumped around on top. He used to nickname the Dwarf Ronnie.
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Hahaha that's 'Midlands wit' for you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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Seriously Monty is rightAnyone who thinks it's shit is fucking retarded. Admit it, everyone that has told you that its shit would be better off out of the gene pool.
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Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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I've never actually seen it.I keep on meaning to, but never quite get around to it.
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It's funny, because you're talking about films, but you could also be talking about a ladies breasts and vagina.(, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Right nowIt's covered in short hair, it's just covered in slightly less hair around the crown than it was ten years ago.
This is great, I was only joking when you started quoting Terry Pratchett, but it appears that you actually are a virgin.
Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with that, it doesn't make you some kind of freak or loser.
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Nice to see you think that, if indeed it were true.Besides, nothing wrong with quoting Pratchett. He's a far more talented man than I could ever dream of being.
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Probably not yours though.Anyone with a bottle of cider has seen yours.
OH YEAH I WENT THERE!
How long are you down in London for BGB?
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Travelling down on the Friday and back home on the Sunday.Gonz has promised to feed me so I'm looking forward to it.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05,
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I really like this Princess Bridebut then I am really in to film
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Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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I watched Trading Places the other day.Now that's a fucking good film.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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I've not seen it.Which is criminal seeing as how "into film" I am.
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It truly is.It's really, really fucking funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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Perhaps you could quote from it for usseeing as you are really in to film
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Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47,
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'THOSE MEN WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:49,
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There's plenty of time for that pet :)You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick trufact - just wait til Galtres \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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Aw.... *scuffs feet*What about Burt?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:56,
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He'll be too busy trying to figure out how to get me alone to worry.(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:58,
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^ Very much this.(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01,
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Because my the time you might want to use that phraseyou're already testing your gag reflex.
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'and it was all because of this horrible, awful negro'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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Northerners are a bunch of illiterate, lower class, uglyfat, stupid, scum especially those monkey hanger bastards.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzFXkVpaSfo
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Peej, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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Hahaha!I love that song!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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Even though I'm from Northumberland...(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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I can categorically state that the London commuting dormitory beltis full of utter cunts. Selfish, inconsiderate, with a fuck you and yours attitude. Despite living my whole life in Surrey, I can't wait until I have enough money cobbled together, after the laughably extortionate rent and cost of living, to leave.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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When I've had to ask for someone's address at work,and they say 'Guildford (or wherever), Surrey' the temptation to say 'oh don't be, someone has to live there!! LOL' is almost unbearable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55,
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Surrey's a really nice place, as are most of the home counties.The trouble is, mud-jumpers like you get a couple of brass farthings to rub together, buy a BMW or an Audi and bring their horrible manners down here.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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You're a card, Monty, a fucking card.Pornographic playing cards, remember them? Gone the way of Nerds and Domino Rally since the internet came along and democratised porn.
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They are selling Nerds in Fenwicks in Newcastle!Watermelon FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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It is a department storebut they have a cracking food court bit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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They sell Nerds in teh shop that GOnz went towhen we went round to Chez Gonz et Badger he had loads of them.
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That means that if Nerds are still available, then so are porno playing cards.Where can I get a deck?
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If I come across a deck while clearing out my old placeI'll let you know.
There's a real chance of this, I know I had one when I moved in as a callow youth and I don't think I've ever thrown it away.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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Oh man, that is the funniest idea.My friend is getting married in Surrey on Friday, I hope I can squeeze this joke in somewhere.
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Likewise...After queueing at the checkout in Asda, the till assistants often quip, "Sorry about your weight", to which I reply with either, "Thought that slim fast wasn't doing the trick," or look them up and down if they're a frequent customer at Greggs :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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I am so using this next time!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01,
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"Back atcha" is good too.They never get it :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:06,
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What you need to employ here is the 'Roger Moore eyebrow'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05,
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I totally do this thing Monty,only being a thick northerner, I wasn't aware of that term ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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*Has "brow off" with sportscow*(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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I have impeccable eyebrow skills.hugz4u bbz lol
*waggles eyebrows*
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