One then the other

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think I maybe would.
Depends if Fiona Bruce was available or not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Let's assume she isn't
I think that can be written into any conceivable celebrity fantasy we put to you, along with "let's assume she's single and up for it"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Only if she was in black stockings.
That would make it bearable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Done
I'll set it up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Excellent.
Thanks. I'll gaz you a detailed account of it all later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

POIDH mate
POV please, I have no desire to see you naked, contrary to predictable expectations
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

POV would mean you would have my tumescent cock in every frame.
Not doing your reputation as a quending mincer any favours here, are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Better than your face

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

So you would rather see my cock than my face?
This is just reinforcing your reputation as a militant homosexual.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

No, I'm saying you're ugly
Duh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You are saying that you would rather look at an erect cock than a man's face.
Bearing in mind that the face is the most visible and recognisable part of a person, you are saying that you prefer the look of erect cocks to normal, everyday visual cues that enable recognition and non-verbal communication.

Make of that what you will, confused sexuality fans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

No, just your face
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No, just my erect cock.
Darth you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)