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Worst TV character ever
I vote Michael Garibaldi, Babylon 5. A highly annoying character played by a man with all the acting talent of a beansprout. Extra points given for besmirching an otherwise excellent programme.
Alt Q - worst place you've been in the UK. Wolverhampton. Surely Wolverhampton.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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Wesley Crusher.
He should have been sucked out of an airlock.
Worst place I've been? Acton in London. What a horrible place. Derby and Nottingham are also really bad. This isn't a personal jibe by the way Darth.
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It can't be worse than the Acton in West London.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Fuck!!
Edited.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Acton is shit, but the whole of the North West, around Wembly, Burnt Oak etc is considerable worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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Stonebridge
*shudders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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I got lost there the other day when the North circular was closed
hideous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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We used to have a customer there
and also Wembley.
Hello, I'm the only white guy here, dressed in a suit, carrying a laptop bag. Please mug/kidnap/rape me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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You must have worked at the big Comet there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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I'm not a fucking spaceman
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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Not even an urban spaceman?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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I got speed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Ooh, can I have some?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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Appreciate you adding that caveat
You're still wrong though. Derby is the worst place in the universe, including Hell and the MCG, but I haven't been there. I'm not that daft.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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I got stuck in Derby in 2007 for about 8 hours due to the floods in Sheffield.
Not a pleasant time.
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Then we can no longer associate
I fear you may have caught it
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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No, I haven't caught Derby.
Although there is a Wetherspoons there with a good selection of books, which I thought was a neat idea.
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Be even better in a city populated by people who can read
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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MARTIN, the comms analyst from Norwich.
What a douche.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Hahahah superb
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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Piss off you flangemonkey
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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'I like this'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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Wolverhampton wasn't nearly as bad
as Middlesbrough/Stockon-on-Tees.
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berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Oi!
I was born in Middlesbrough you bastard. Although it is a shit-hole, but that's not the point.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05,
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Why Bird
Because it was shit and from Wolverhampton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Ross, from Friends. Loathe him.
worst place? erm. possibly a dodgy hotel in east london.....
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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Ponder's End in Enfield.
The deprivation, oh god, the deprivation.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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The kid who goes all the way to Paul's house to do a poo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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The worst place in the universe is Coventry.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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I concede that Coventry is an absolute reeking armpit of a town
however, it's still not as bad as Teesside.
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berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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The only places further North I've been are Manchester, Nottingham and Edinburgh
all of which seem fine in comparison.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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I can't comment on Nottingham, as I've never been
but Manchester and Edinburgh are great. Coventry...not so much.
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berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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Manchester was an attractive enough city. I could probably live there
were it not for my distressing tendency to laugh loudly whenever anybody tries to talk to me in their version of English.
Nottingham is merely OK.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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I found Manchester horrible
Being full of people from Manchester didn't help.
Nottingham is fucking awesome, but I might be tad biased
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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When I was a consultant I had a contract there for 5 months
I hated it, but that might have been the 90 minute commute to a business park in the middle of nowhere to work with a bunch of cunts on a shit product.
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It really isn't...
I've lived in Coventry most of my life and have visited far worse places. True, it has a poor reputation, but in my opinion this is unjustified...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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Lydia in the original V series
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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Nearly ended up in Wolverhampton at Polytechnic many years ago.
Luckily went to Coventry instead. Oh the irony!
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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Mr Bennett from Take Hart was a fucking cunt.
Alt: The Tricorn Centre in Portsmouth - a place so hideous that architecture students from all over Europe would visit to marvel at its awfulness. The Crescents, Hulme, Manchester is a close second.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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Mr Bennett was no Timothy Claypole.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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Didn't they knock that down last year?
If we're honest, Portsmouth should be detached from the mainland and floated out to sea and sunk for everyone's sake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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Agreed.
Portsmouth is a hive of scum and villainy.
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I really think you should stop with the quoting
women do not find it endearing, they find it creppy and retarded and they will never let you dip your wick.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Yeah Al
Everyone goes on B3ta to meet women
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Some are looking for men, right?
*yawn*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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Oh yeah, I'm told it's heaving with fanny here.
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Groaning with it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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Splitting at the seams.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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Stuffed like BGBs fanny and bum at 11pm on a saturday night.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Don't mock me and my crap love life : (
...............Ok then, mock away.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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Awww, I'm sorry BGB, I wasn't mocking you
I was inferring you like to get DPed on a saturday night
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Dripping with gash round here, it is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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But Darth, as we all know
the way we are on b3ta is an accurate reflection of how we are in really life i.e. I'm a cunt, you're a homosexual, Monty is a burnt out waster who appears significantly older than his years.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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I disagree
You're a cuddly kitten IRL :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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This thought saddens me
It would infer that Chompy is actually a rapist and Dozer goes round sneering at EVERYONE.
Oh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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And for some of us, it works!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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What the fuck is that?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36,
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A Scottish delicacy, the munchy box.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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That is what a lady's private parts look like.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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A badly-packed kebab?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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I second the 'no quoting' motion.
These are not the opportunities for getting some fanny you are looking for.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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OMLG you're so INTO FILM
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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*has a drink whenever Richard E Grant has one*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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AHAHAHAHAHA
It's doubly amusing because he was replying to Ape, who, though bearing the trademarks of most women (inability to think logically) is actually a penis owning man.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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albeit a tiny one with a growth on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Alt: up your mum's stinking old fanny.
Obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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My mum's fanny wasn't on TV.... much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Scrappy Doo.
Absolutely ruined a perfect good cartoon.
Alt: Sheffield (or Gillingham).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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THIS^
Lemmeathim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Oh good call, He really was fucking gay.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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Sheffield isn't so bad if you know where to look.
Although I'll grant you a lot of it is shit.
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Scooby Doo was "fucking shit"
the laziest piece of televison making in history. Hanna and Barbera ruined cartoons.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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Goober & The Ghost Chasers was infinitely preferable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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I'll see that claim as regards lazy television making
and raise you Little Britain
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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Captain Caveman was fucking great though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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unga munga
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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Is that you, Berlusconi?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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Wacky Races, too.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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Yup it was great.
cf The Pink Panther Show - Crazy Legs Crane was superb.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Fuck yeah.
I should get the box set for that at some point.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Lazy, lazy lazy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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They all lacked the quality of, for example, early Tom and Jerry
both in the quality of animation and the writing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Tom & Jerry was shit - apart from the racist stereotyping of the housekeeper.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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I fucking love Top Cat and The Hair Bear Bunch.
And The Great Grape Ape.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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Ahhh, is that why you asked me to change my name?
I've never heard of it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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What's not to like?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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He was no

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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'Kirsty Young'
For the terrible terrible job she does of replacing La Bruce on Crimewatch. I actually gave up crime when she took over- I used to get a thrill out of La Bruce describing me and my crimes in that velvety, disgusted tone of voice.
Alt- probably Merthyr Tydfil. Or Tillydrone in Aberdeen. Or Wester Hailes in Edinburgh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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I quite like Kirsty Young
I bet she gets her back doors ram-raided of a weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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She's no Fiona Bruce.
Get to the back of the queue.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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Merthyr is a dump, as is Pontypridd
Those two are a close second and third to Coventry on my list of "Places to Never, Ever go to Ever, Ever Again."
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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I went to University in Pontypridd.
I was a stoner student so stayed in and got baked mainly.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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Fucking hell, so did I.
You're the same age I am, so I was probably in your year.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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Blimey.
I did English Studies. My halls in the first year were UB and I was there 98-2001.
I passed on the space docking module though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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I also did English.
Space docking wasn't on the syllabus then, though.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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which modules?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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Mostly the writing ones
I tried to avoid doing any serious work whilst I was there.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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I did Creative Writing in the first year.
I was probably in your workshops. At the very least I must have been in some of your Lit modules. IIRC, in the first year you had to do Lit, Language & Creative Writing. Gaz me to see if I remember you. I had a shaved head and several piercings. Wore a wallet chain and very baggy trousers. Rode a skateboard.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Port Talbot
One hotel and one safe bar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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Being of above average intelligence, I have never been to Port Talbot
Being possessed of below average common sense, however, I have been to Swansea.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Work visit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Not really a character though, eh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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She is a character.
She plays the role of 'BBC milf presenting Crimewatch'.
Unfortunately there was a terrible casting mistake and instead of 'BBC milf' they went for 'BBC bint'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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Ah, I see
Where do you stand on Claudia Winkleman?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Pregnant or unpregnant?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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One then the other
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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I think I maybe would.
Depends if Fiona Bruce was available or not.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36,
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Let's assume she isn't
I think that can be written into any conceivable celebrity fantasy we put to you, along with "let's assume she's single and up for it"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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Only if she was in black stockings.
That would make it bearable.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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Done
I'll set it up
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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Excellent.
Thanks. I'll gaz you a detailed account of it all later.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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POIDH mate
POV please, I have no desire to see you naked, contrary to predictable expectations
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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POV would mean you would have my tumescent cock in every frame.
Not doing your reputation as a quending mincer any favours here, are you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Better than your face
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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So you would rather see my cock than my face?
This is just reinforcing your reputation as a militant homosexual.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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No, I'm saying you're ugly
Duh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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You are saying that you would rather look at an erect cock than a man's face.
Bearing in mind that the face is the most visible and recognisable part of a person, you are saying that you prefer the look of erect cocks to normal, everyday visual cues that enable recognition and non-verbal communication.
Make of that what you will, confused sexuality fans.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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No, just your face
:-)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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No, just my erect cock.
Darth you utter bender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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Usually on her face.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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milf
but an annoying one. Less makeup and less fringe please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Agreed on the makeup and fringe
She cracks me up though. She seems to be the only person involved with SCD who's taking it as seriously as it deserves to be (ie not very)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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She always seem to be very annoying on Film 2011.
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Haven't seen her on that
Gave up watching it during the Jonathan Ross years, because he obviously had no bloody idea what he was talking about
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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Neither does she.
Always disagreeing with Danny Leigh, who actually knows something about films. I'm almost willing to put a bet on a shouting match at some point.
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Brilliant idea, right
Danny Vivien
shouting jelly wrestling
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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Fuck yeah!
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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Preferably Vivien Leigh "classic", though
not as she is now
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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Yeah, this is true.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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Take 3 points
For either knowing who Vivien Leigh is, or bullshitting convincingly
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Michael Garibaldi replaced Shaw Taylor
Bloodclot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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I don't know what this means
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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I think he means Bludclaat.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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It's something to do with 'Police 5' I'll be bound.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Keep 'em peeled.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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Alt: Peterlee is a crushingly awful place.
Klinger from the TV series of MASH. What a shower of shit, ruining an otherwise excellent show.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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There isn't anything in Peterlee
Good call on Klinger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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Hence the depression I suppose.
When working up in Peterlee, I often thought I should take a break and go for a stroll round the centre. When I did, there wasn't one, but there were loads of people stumbling around hoping to die as soon as possible.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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THIS^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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I used to love *MASH*
Did the series not run for something like twice the length of the war?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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I think more than 5 times as long.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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That seems very unlikely
Given that the Vietnam war, whilst never officially declared by either side, is reckoned to have lasted (at least in terms of American troops on Vietnamese soil) from 1961 to 1974, if that was the case MASH would still be on TV today
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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MASH was set during the Korean War
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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This is what I get for commenting on a show I never really watched
If indeed it was a show
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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But MASH was actually set in the Korean war
(although it is well know it was intended to be a reference to vietnam)
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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You are the weakest link
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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Hahaha
I deserved that. Thanks for bringing it up, mind
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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Bungle from Rainbow
Insipid ponce!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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For a bear he was a fucking poof
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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Camp as a row of tents!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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He was no 'George from Hofmeister' that's for sure.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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Gentle Ben would have twisted both those fools up!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36,
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Hmm, difficult one
I tend to quite like the characters who are meant to be irritating, like Janice from Friends, she amuses the hell out of me.
Jeff & Lester from Chuck vary between amazing and fucking irritating, as does Morgan in the early series. Daisy in Bones winds me the fuck up, as does Clarence in Boston Legal.
Alt: I've never been as uncomfortable in a place as I was in a park in Hyson Green.
OI, DARTH! NOTTINGHAM IS A SHITHOLE!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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Yes, but she's worth a go, if you have a gag.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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Most definitely.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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No it isn't you fucking bender
Also, you live in fucking Macclesfield
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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Wondered when you'd respond
Hyson Green is a shithole though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Taking your word for that, and avoiding it
You alright mate?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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Not too bad thanks fella, yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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No complaints
Have been in work an hour and a half and achieved absolutely fuck all. That's a good morning by anyone's standards.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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I hate mornings like that, I get bored.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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I would get bored if it weren't for the internet
It's not that I don't have work to do, I just have a major dose of CBA and my boss isn't here. Ideal combo.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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I have a lot of work sadly, so while I can nip on here for 30 seconds every few minutes, I'm still busy
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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Send me some mate
I can ignore your work just as efficiently as I can mine
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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Having met people who talk like her.
It isn't amusing in the slightest. It's like fingernails being dragged down the very blackboard of your soul.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Aye, I can imagine so
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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Coventry and Newport.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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What's the scariest desert in the world?
TERROR MASSU
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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What kind of cheese should be eaten with caution?
Caerphilly!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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HOW DOES HE SMELL?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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WITH A KNIFE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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if indeed that is a knife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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What cheese should be used to encourage a Grizzly to follow you?
Camembert!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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What kind of cheese can be used to hide a horse?
Mascarpone!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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I do like this one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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What kind of cheese does Starbuck like?
Leerdammer!
This only works if you have a reasonable knowledge of BSG
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Oh Gods, that was terrible.
So say we all
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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Frak you
I'm stopping this now before we get roundly mocked for it, but I congratulate you on your taste in TV
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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Thankyou.
Blood and Chrome best be good after how Caprica was removed from our airwaves.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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Seconded
Am still frakked off about that. Caprica was enormously promising.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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Indeed.
As was SG-U. It was just getting good, dammit!
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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Never seen it
Am considering taking a look after I finish with B5
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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That lady who played Sarah Jane Smith on Dr Who and the various spin-offs can probably act better now she's dead.
Daughter used to watch The Sarah Jane Adventures and I had to leave the room for fear of gnashing through my own jaw.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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I liked her on her reappearances in Dr Who
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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To this end, anyone in Balamory
It is like watching a fence act
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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Why is there a black American painter and decorator there?
Unlikely in the extreme.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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She was a better actor than the dumb bint who played Martha Jones though
As is every other sentient creature on the planet
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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This is true.
And then, Karen Gillan.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Would.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Yup.
How about some of the women in Stargate Universe?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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The only bone-able female in SG-U
Is Lieutenant Jugs.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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The one who worked in the infirmary?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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No, that's the blonde one that looks like a donkey
Jugs is dark haired and one of the soldiers.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Oh I think I know the one you mean.
Shame they axed it though, it was just getting interesting.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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None jump out at me tbh
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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You'd prefer Ian Gillan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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Hahaha
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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Martha Jones was fit though.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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Only if you like fucking girls with a mental age of 6
Oh sorry Bobby, I forgot what you do for a living, of course you do
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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Ouch!
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Bridgend and Bridgewater
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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You should go and hang out there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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LOLZ
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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Bridgend bungee as it's known to local paramedics
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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Hannah Martin from Neighbours.
Or her mum Julie. She was an annoying Bitch.
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wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Was Julie the one who fell off the hotel?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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Yeah, during a murder mystery weekend I think.
I bet the writers were lolling hard at that one.
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wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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Fucking hell, I was 6 when that happened
Can't believe I remember it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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I was obsessed with Neighbours from about the age of 5.
I think it used to worry my Mum a bit.
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wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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Haha, I'm not surprised it did!
After all, it's shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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I would still kidnap Kym Valentine who plays Libby Kennedy
and tie her face down over a table in the basement of an abandoned office block and then I'd get out a gramophone and put on some old Charleston records and dance around just out of her line of vision wearing a batman outfit. Then I'd lay out a picnic blanket, open up two bottles of champagne, put a straw in one and put it close enough for her to reach and then toast to our future lives together.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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You have planned this out
Libby would get it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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I love Kym Valentine more than I love Fiona Bruce.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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*googles*
*spaffs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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Exactly.
She's even more of a minx with her new hairstyle.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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My cousin was in panto with her.
They had to kiss. Jealous?
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wanderlust, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Only if he got to finger her afterwards.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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finger brutally fist
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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fist feed blinis with philadelphia and smoke salmon topping
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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make sure she gets some philadelphia on her face but just out of reach of her tongue.
You could perhaps imagine she'd received a facial.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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Shit TV characters:
Murdoch in 'The A Team'
Higgins in 'Magnum'
Dogtanian in 'Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds'
The Three Muskehounds in 'Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds'
All the other characters in 'Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds'
Mr Tumble off 'C Beebies' - I hate that fat spastic
Snarf from Thundercats
Would you like me to go on? No? Oh ok.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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Let's be fair here
Murdoch Cowboy George
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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hahahahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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Mr Tumble needs to be burned
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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He'd burn for a long time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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Like a fat candle
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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'Monty Boyce' off B3ta.
He's just a poor man's Boycey off Only Fools and Horses.
The prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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Higgins was also Robin Masters though
(Or did I imagine that?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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Can I add Elizabeth the black nurse on Holby?
I want to murder her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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RACIST!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:48,
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What the fuck
is an intelligent man with less free time than he'd like doing watching Holby fucking City?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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I second this question.
Why would anyone watch it? It's TV designed to turn the human brain into cream cheese.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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Holby and Casualty are my secret shame
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Not any more mate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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What's going on?
Second day on the run that Darth is being made to look more manly.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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Married, isn't he?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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You all watch too much TV.
That is all.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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Elvin from The Cosby Show
A stuttering wet flannel of a human being in the smuggest show on television at the time.
Alt: Blackpool out of season is one of the most depressing places I've ever been to. Walking along the deserted beach in wellies was quite tranquil though.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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I go to Blackpool every year for the biggest open circuit competition of the year
The competition is held in January.
You are correct.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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I've been to Blackpool in season
and it is far more depressing than out of season.
Never again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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It seems my beloved home town's getting quite a few votes!
Coventry's not so bad compared to London (had to live and work there for a while *shudders at the memory*). I believe London to be like a huge infected haemorrhoid on Satan's anus. However, Melitopol in the Ukraine, is the pit into which they drained said haemorrhoid.
No offence
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Ah Coventry...
Much maligned and misunderstood.
It is a place of great historical significance and hidden beauty (admittedly very well hidden).
Unfortunately its reputation seems to be based entirely on the fact that it was a bit shit it the 1980s.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:28,
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I would agree about the '80s
For a few years in the '80s Coventry was (statistically, population adjusted etc.) one of the top-ten most violent cities in Europe.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34,
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If I took a yoghurt out of the firdge for a day
then put it back in the fridge and then ate it a day later and it tastes alright is it likely to make me ill?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Tricky
The first thing we need to establish is what a firdge is
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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