Have fun on your stag do!
I'm going to Edinburgh, catching a 4pm flight on Friday from Birmingham, so booked half a day off. My boss then schedules me in for a meeting with clients on the same day, starting at 1pm... He won't reschedule, so I may be in a rush for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

cheers.
what a bastard.

In other news, and in case you missed it earlier, there's a shop called Exeter Fruits near my mates house. The proprietor has your surname and first initial. I am therefore accusing you of running an Exeter-based knocking shop for quenders.

How do you plead?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

On his knees, like all bitches.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

just as I thought.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

*swoons*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

You've reminded me
I had a woman with DOUBLE J fake boobs flirting heavily with me at the weekend.
DOUBLE
J
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU NOT UPLOAD SOME PICTURES ONTO FACEBOOK VIA YOUR IPHONE IMMEDIATELY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

iPhone doesn't have widescreen.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

turn it 90 degrees

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Trust a man to think that that's big enough.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Trust a woman to find fault with the obvious solution

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

And trust you to make things worse for yourself.
*plans conversation topics with Labs's dad*
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Shitfuck

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

It must be like being hit on by hot air balloons.
Did you climb on?
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

No, I was being a gentleman

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Like a bouncy castle

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Not Guilty, your honour
I put it to you that I've never stepped foot in Exeter because I don't want to bother getting the pre-requisite anti-AIDS and anti-stupid-beard shots.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)