I can just imagine the conversation.
K: *dials number*
Mom: Hello, Kristine?
K: Who is that?
Mom: It's Mom.
K: Well, with the world ending, I just wanted to let you know that I'm not calling you Mom anymore. I'm going to call you 'Your'

*Kristine hangs up, and waits for the world to end*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're so wrong.
She would just say "hello"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)

If I'm wrong, then maybe I just DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I don't think you ever were.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Hang on. I sense you are about to bully me.
*Gets revenge in early*

I hope your flight to the UK has a good 20 minutes of air turbulence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I'm unsure as to what to expect.
I am afraid of heights, but it's more of "omfg what if this ladder falls? I'll die"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)

It's completely different to being up a ladder.
The reality is, that flights are quite relaxing and whilst a bit of air turbulence can be uncomfortable (especially if you are trying to have a snooze) it is perfectly normal and part of the flight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I'll remember that as I'm zooming toward the Atlantic.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Absolutely nothing to worry about.
www.airfraid.com/2002/editorials/turbulence.asp
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

oh ta

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Work out what things you're concerned about.
List them, and either gaz 'em or post them on here and I'm sure people will advise you accordingly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Thanks Jeff.
Theff.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Look Around You!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'm shit scared of heights
but I find flying ok.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I have absolutely no clue about flying, airports, bags, fees
I have a feeling I'll be the person that gets there 5 hours early and ends up crying in the toilets because she's so confused
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)

it's not too bad
things are pretty well signposted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I don't know what check-in is like over your side of the pond.
But the general rule of thumb here is that check-in opens about 2 hours before departure and closes about half an hour before departure. You'll have more chance of getting the seat you want the earlier you get there (unless you are able to check-in online and pre-book your chosen seat).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I think you can choose your seat when you book your flight, depending on when you book it.
At least that was the impression I was given when looking at flights.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

It's just the same your side of the pond as it is over here.
Don't worry about it. Ask people's help and it's quite easy to do.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

It doesn't feel like being high up, does it?
It feels like being in a room.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

yeah
a room full of annoying bastards generally. where there isn't enough leg room for tall people.

aside from that it's fine, and even looking out the window at the ground really far below is more interesting than worrying.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Think of it as a coach trip.
But with a free bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

haha!
Even though I'm claustrophobic, once I can take my seat belt off I quite enjoy flying.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I just get bored as usually I book flights with 'no frills' airlines.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I take magazines, books, ipod etc
I like to people watch too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)