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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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10 minutes until hometime!
If you had ten minutes before the end of the world what would you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:21, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
3 pints, a fag and a wank.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Find you, and punch you as hard as I could in the fucking face.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
It's nice that you would think of me at this difficult time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I'm always, always thinking about punching you in the fucking face.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Home time has already passed for me
But I'm waiting for the rain to die down a little, and had one final job to do before leaving.

I'd likely grab the nearest attractive girl, and shag her.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
try and stop the world from ending

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)
You are the Doctor AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
would you like a jelly baby?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
You are the best Doctor of all!
*takes jelly baby*
*bites head off*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I
would make an excellent doctor

btw - still not bought CDs yet, sorry, I'll try and remember this weekend. Same goes for Lighty, if he's around
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
NO - HE'S A SQUARE!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
you are totally
lolcrazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I'd like to think that you'd spend the last 9 minutes 'till the end of the world on the pier.
And the last minute, sending me a message to tell me what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
It would take me ten minutes to get down there!
Longer if all the other bastards in Weston took to the roads as well...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
With that sort of attitude it's no wonder Weston is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Hey - he's got enough on his plate with the horrific facial burns without you calling him shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Not a lot.
It's ten minutes, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Obvious answer- call all of my loved ones.
And once done with that, steal a Honda Accord, kill some drug dealers by running them over, and then shag a supermodel up the arse.

Just because.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
perhaps we should all agree to do our meme-things
so, like, Kroney could do some space docking, Darth and Crow could shag some boys and, erm, some other things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Impractical
by the time I'd freezed a log to dockable levels, the world would be exploding.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
you best start now, then

frozen stuff lasts for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Yeah but you're a chick.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Go back to Intravenous drug use

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I'd like to think you'd spent the last 10 minutes of the world trolling.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Fuck that shit, I'd have me a nice bit of brown

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Kroney. Give Rory back his login.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Big Harry

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Mr Brownstone

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Horse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Brown Sugar

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Capital H

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Hard Candy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Chinese Rocks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Skag

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Brunhilde (OK that one's exclusive to my brother and me, as is 'being signed to the Brunswick label')

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)
you are disasterprone AICMFP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)
He's a skaghead?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)
ex
And an ex-crackheid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)
NO WAI !!!
Doesn't he drive intercity trains? Hawt dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Probably a good job to have - regular testing innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)
:(
I was hoping he'd star in a newspaper and the 6 o clock news sometime soon
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)
Nope! he's a salesman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Round our way they were called 'dealers'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)
He should be the official b4sh drugs dealer

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)
This is a good idea.
Piston can pick him up along with the'gear' on their way over.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)
make sure you don't forget to book Blue Haze for the b4sh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
IT@S GOING TO BE EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
THE BOMBS GONE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KLAXON NOIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I'm gutted to be missing it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Spend nine and a half minutes trying to pick the perfect song for seeing in the armageddon..
..then give up and find a deckchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
deckchairs take more than 30 seconds to put up
if deckchair is what you'd really find
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:43, Reply)
are you going to google Deauxma again when you get home?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Eat ribs.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Have a fag and a bottle of wine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Evening Blousie.
Do you mind if I go to the pub this tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
No, you go ahead.
You deserve it for being so lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Thanks!
I won't be back late, and I won't be drunk either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:57, Reply)
I'm going to try and have an early night.
I'm pooped.

Don't forget to put the cat out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Have you got a new DVD to watch this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I have The Expendables.
Or I'll watch the rest of my Being Human box set.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Well have a glass of wine, and nice spot of dinner and an early night.
I hope you catch up on the sleep you missed out on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
call my mom
my your
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)
I can just imagine the conversation.
K: *dials number*
Mom: Hello, Kristine?
K: Who is that?
Mom: It's Mom.
K: Well, with the world ending, I just wanted to let you know that I'm not calling you Mom anymore. I'm going to call you 'Your'

*Kristine hangs up, and waits for the world to end*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
You're so wrong.
She would just say "hello"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)
If I'm wrong, then maybe I just DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I don't think you ever were.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Hang on. I sense you are about to bully me.
*Gets revenge in early*

I hope your flight to the UK has a good 20 minutes of air turbulence.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I'm unsure as to what to expect.
I am afraid of heights, but it's more of "omfg what if this ladder falls? I'll die"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
It's completely different to being up a ladder.
The reality is, that flights are quite relaxing and whilst a bit of air turbulence can be uncomfortable (especially if you are trying to have a snooze) it is perfectly normal and part of the flight.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)
I'll remember that as I'm zooming toward the Atlantic.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Absolutely nothing to worry about.
www.airfraid.com/2002/editorials/turbulence.asp
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)
oh ta

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Work out what things you're concerned about.
List them, and either gaz 'em or post them on here and I'm sure people will advise you accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Thanks Jeff.
Theff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Look Around You!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
I'm shit scared of heights
but I find flying ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)
I have absolutely no clue about flying, airports, bags, fees
I have a feeling I'll be the person that gets there 5 hours early and ends up crying in the toilets because she's so confused
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
it's not too bad
things are pretty well signposted
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I don't know what check-in is like over your side of the pond.
But the general rule of thumb here is that check-in opens about 2 hours before departure and closes about half an hour before departure. You'll have more chance of getting the seat you want the earlier you get there (unless you are able to check-in online and pre-book your chosen seat).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)
I think you can choose your seat when you book your flight, depending on when you book it.
At least that was the impression I was given when looking at flights.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)
It's just the same your side of the pond as it is over here.
Don't worry about it. Ask people's help and it's quite easy to do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)
It doesn't feel like being high up, does it?
It feels like being in a room.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)
yeah
a room full of annoying bastards generally. where there isn't enough leg room for tall people.

aside from that it's fine, and even looking out the window at the ground really far below is more interesting than worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Think of it as a coach trip.
But with a free bar.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
haha!
Even though I'm claustrophobic, once I can take my seat belt off I quite enjoy flying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)
I just get bored as usually I book flights with 'no frills' airlines.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I take magazines, books, ipod etc
I like to people watch too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I'd probably spend ten minutes trying to decide what the fuck to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)
I'm guessing your step son would spend it on his mobile! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:09, Reply)
That's a good idea.
I could spend the ten minutes wedging the phone up his arse whilst proclaiming loudly "See? I told you the world wasn't going to end in 2012".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
And he'll be all
Stop it! I've got 7 minutes of free minutes left. I don't want them going to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Do a crap, smear it on someone then get naked and run off

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
could you do all of that in ten minutes?
I'd like to think I'd have a wank, but I know I'd never find good enough porn in that amount of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Sod the porn, just have a wank

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
A wank without porn
Or a 'mental and physical workout' as it's known.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
There are lots of different kinds of wank
Some are merely used to achieve a pleasant sensation or the easing of a hangover. For those surely you don't need sexy pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
It depends whether one's spam javelin is sufficiently arousable as to be conducive to it
Sometimes one can find oneself so mentally and physically exhausted that only that video of Darth being bummed and wolfbagged by Sportacus (of Lazytown fame) is going to be sufficient to achieve wanking readiness.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
But Kristine doesn't need to get an erection to masturbate
Does she???! Crikey...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
How's she supposed to find her clit unless it's protruding like a sore haemorrhoid?
God knows I have enough trouble finding those things...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)
My mate started a rumour that lesbians put Baby Bio on their clits to make them grow.
Some people believed him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Stop talking about my parts!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)
they'll be on to your crankshaft next

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)
this really grinds my gears

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)
I think he'd struggle
It can often take upwards of ten minutes just to have a crap.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)
'phone the people I didn't like
And tell them what I really thought of them. So I could go out satisfied that I'd got that off my chest and knowing that they'd feel slightly hurt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)
just booked my tickets for the
bash! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:06, Reply)
What! Are they charging people to go these days!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
nah, silly
my bus tickets
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Hooray!
I'll get to speak to you properly now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
as long as your aren't sick this time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Shouldn't be.
It was just a funny turn. I get them sporadically.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
It was the excitment at the thought of meeting me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
In truth..............partly : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Usually people throw up AFTER meeting me.
Not before.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I didn't feel sick, just faint.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I've never had that effect before.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
But that hug did make me feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Call some people, have a joint and a wank
although I'm not I could fit all of that in to 10 minutes.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I think an end of the world phone call might last a little longer than
"Hey, how are you? ..laters!"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
'Hi, love you! Bye!'

(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)

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