Patrick Bateman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you wish buttmonkey.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)

no, several times.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)

how many prostitutes have you killed?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:20, Reply)

seventeen.
I left pieces of one on the steps of York Minster and fed the rest of her to a stray dog. The others, well I ate some and dressed some up before fucking them and some of them I just...lost track of.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I find this believable.
As somebody's last words.
"AAAGH, fuck, you are just like the guy from American Psycho!"
I just hope you laminated your walls.
Awful lot of blood to clean off a house .
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

none of my 'victims' ever said it.
My trademark is removing tongues with a pair of secateurs, they were in no state to be saying anything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Nothing apart from "hgurrrrghhhurrrghhuurrrrrghurrrrrrr!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)