Famous people or fictional characters you have been compared to.
In terms of appearance or personality.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:53, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

your mum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Fuckin ell Bob, you could've said something better.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I was thinking because he isn't real it would work on two levels
but I may have been wrong, very wrong indeed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'd have gone like
"Walter Mitty" and then done a *smirk*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Googles.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I see, hahahahahaha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)

GIRLS! DRINK!
FECK OFF, CUP!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

for the second time in two days......
I LOVE MY BRICK!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I'M SO SO SORREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Feck off brick!

( zulu eh?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

GIRLS!
ARSE!

...GIRL'S ARSE!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)

OI! GOBSHITE!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

'91/'92 liverpool, weighing about 4 stone less than I do now...
going without a shave for 3 weeks I was mistaken for the young Abraham Lincoln.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Surprisingly obscure.
*Claps*
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

cheers!
it got me picked for a fashion show ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Jesus

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I'll take a guess
and say this was not at the same time.
And probably on a physical level.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Now who's the ninja?

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I suddenly remembered Buddha was real.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)

He was a famous person. That was included in the question.

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Have 'you' got any pets?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I had 2 cats.
They were born several years before I was and died within a year of each other. Their names were "Tiger", a female, and "Blackie", a male. They lived until 14 and 16, respectively.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)

categories are the same as the proton streams in Ghostbusters. You do not cross them.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Patrick Bateman.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:17, Reply)

you wish buttmonkey.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)

no, several times.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)

how many prostitutes have you killed?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:20, Reply)

seventeen.
I left pieces of one on the steps of York Minster and fed the rest of her to a stray dog. The others, well I ate some and dressed some up before fucking them and some of them I just...lost track of.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I find this believable.
As somebody's last words.
"AAAGH, fuck, you are just like the guy from American Psycho!"
I just hope you laminated your walls.
Awful lot of blood to clean off a house .
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)

none of my 'victims' ever said it.
My trademark is removing tongues with a pair of secateurs, they were in no state to be saying anything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Nothing apart from "hgurrrrghhhurrrghhuurrrrrghurrrrrrr!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I track this one out every time we have this question
because I'm ridiculously, smugly flattered by it...but several people have told me I bear a passing resemblance to Zooey Deschanel.


Awesome.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

That certainly is awesome.

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:32, Reply)

*googles*
you do a bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:33, Reply)

More so now I have longer hair and a fringe
I would look much more so still if I had blue eyes and darker hair.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

You've got a subtal look of Nancy From Hollyoaks about you, I can't really explain how, but it's deffo there in my head.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I have never ever watched Hollyoaks
A cursory google...I'm not convinced. Maybe when I had shorter hair...
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)

hint
Saying you look about like Nancy from Hollyoaks is the highest praise from Gonz.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I look a bit like Michael McIntyre, apparently it's the hair.

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)

spongebob squarepants

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I look a bit like this, but slightly less bald.


In drag, I have been likened to Britney Spears by a few folk who really needed an eye test.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Phoebe from friends
and(weirdly) Zara Philips
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Oh weird
I can totally see the Zara Philips thing.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I've been told that I'm
- A modern day Chauncer (I think he was a poet)
- A puppydog with ADHD
- Sex Offender Pob
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I'd love to say Nigella but instead I look like either....
Kirsty MacColl or Alex Kingston.

Or Betty Boop.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Alex Kingston the one from Moll Flanders?
I think she was quite tasty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

It's the hair, apparently
And the fact that I can be quite 'assertive'.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I don't look like anyone famous
but I am often mistaken for or remind people of other people. They're usually people that they have good memories of so it doesn't cause hassle. An italian lady once broke down in tears when I sat in front of her on a train because I looked like her son who'd died in a traffic accident.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I find this
probably more than 50% of the time if I meet someone new other than as a passing acquantaince then the person will tell me that I am almost exactly like someone they know.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I've been told...
I look a bit like Val Kilmer in his top gun days.Now he's a fat cunt so the obvious fame this resemblance would bring is somewhat diminished...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:09, Reply)

With long hair, and if I let my beard grow...

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:48, Reply)

Haha!
Well isn't that a kick in the teeth.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:59, Reply)

from what I remember having seen his pic
he does look quite a lot like him too.

Jeff is pretty much sporting the same beard as me in that picture, and sidies. Although my beard and sidies are longer and pointier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

A bit.
Recent picture at my daughter's graduation:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Mark Lamarr
*hangs head in shame*
(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 4:18, Reply)

One for you, perhaps?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeLSNzEorbI
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:41, Reply)

I suggested that one for myself when I first posted here.
I'm never like that In real life, I keep it only for teh internets.
(888777555, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

The guy who plays Sock in Reaper
The singer from The Commitments
Meatloaf

Fortunately I am no longer a fat fuck, merely a regular fuck.

As far as I can recall the only person I've been compared to at all recently was a year or two ago by Al, and that was Satan.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

According to at least 3 people of my acquiaintance who don't know each other
I am Alexander Armstrong.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)