I was about to say "how do you know?" or something equally dense
but then remembered that B3tans have compared my profile pics to famous quenders John Barrowman and Tom Cruise. So you... SHAVE?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

once a week or so
I do have a beard, but it's well-kept and my hair is short and I don't dress like a hippy either. And yes, sorry mate, it may just be those profile pics but you do look epically gay
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Once upon a time I'd have got all uppity about this and been all "what, even the ones with my girlfriend in?!"
whereas now I'm like, "eh..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Sounds like sense
Not like it matters, you have a woman you seem happy with, as long as she know's you're straight what do you care?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This is exactly my attitude in the face of those few B3tans who would mock me
You are either extremely wise or terrifyingly psychic, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

wise, definitely wise
I may also have been accused of being too in touch with my feminine side for my own good at times, never bothered me as long as I'm getting laid. Not that I am at the moment but I've gazzed BGB a picture of my nipples, so hope springs eternal.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Matter of time mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)