Right f**king now
Alt: Depends whether me, AA and Bobby are still considered "new"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not in comparison to me, no.
Although Al leaves you well alone, so job done there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)

We established a common interest
The prospect of running 13 miles with someone, insulting them the whole way, is unpalatable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Sounds like a standard army tab.
Not that I know anything about that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)

They won't let bloaters or bumders in the army

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Don't ask, don't tell.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I think - THINK - that one look at Al will allow them to tell he's a monster

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

AA isn't
here's been here for ever if I remember correctly. He's just fundamentally shit and needs reminding of it. Bobby is new, and I do still think of you as relatively new, but that is fading very quickly now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I'm honestly not sure how long I've been on OT
My second candle day will be in October, but I spent a lot of time lurking and only contributing to QOTW. I don't think of myself as new, but tend to forget how long some of you lot have been around.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

far too fucking long
since before you could reply to qotw. I don't even recall when that started.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'm going to be seven in August.
That's almost old enough for Bobby to start taking an interest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Wear your nicest shoes on your B3taday
Maybe he'll take you to McDonalds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Shiny shoes
and a skirt?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Definitely the shiny shoes
Also, you might want to tell him you're carrying beach balls in your top because your arms got tired
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

AA?
If AA is new, as am I. He was around before I was.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I know he's not
I was inferring that until he, Bobby and I stop taking shit I'm unqualified to answer the questions about newbies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)

he doesn't get the shit because he's new though
that said, neither do you or bobby. you've been around long enough that we can see and exploit your character flaws without having to make them up or clutch at straws.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Aww you
Fancy putting in all that effort for little ol' me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

it's no effort believe me
I suspect that, unlike many people on here, I'm actually this insulting to my friends in real life and they are the same in return.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Now that you mention it
Your telling me, fucking ages ago, that you only bother to insult people you actually like was one of the turning points for me in terms of dealing with what this place is like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)

My friends and I are the same.
And if I genuinely think somebody's a cunt, they will know about it.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I'm taking this as a compliment
Well not a compliment perhaps. More, not an insult.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I don't think you're a cunt, if that helps.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)

That's about as close to a compliment as I'm ever likely to get from you, no?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

This makes absolutely no sense.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)

No it doesn't
Rest assured, when I thought of it in the first place, it was BRILLIANT, and my ability to explain it has strangely vanished.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

And I think you mean imply.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

it's weird but that mistake has cropped up a lot recently
not just on here either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I had to think about it, but I think it's definitely wrong.
My mum is a history teacher. She gets a lot of people saying sources infer things. No, they don't. You infer something from a source.

I think
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

yup, bang on.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Dammit
b3th keeps pulling me up on that. It's got to the point where I'm getting my definitions confused
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's got to the point where I think you're an illiterate flid.
: )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I'm amazed that I managed to deceive you for as long as I did

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Inference vs implication

( Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)