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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wanted to start a new thread.
Yesterday my wife's line manager asked her if I could stop sending her emails with offensive language in them as it keeps hitting their internet barrier.
How have you been censored recently?

Alt: Has /OT gone soft on new people?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:46, 150 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Fuck off Bert.
Alt: No.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
good work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)
What sort of emails have you been sending to your wife?
If indeed you do have a wife. Sorry, wrong meme.

Alt: Fuck you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Nothing too offensive
The odd "shit" or "fuck" may have occasionally peppered my usually polite banter. I just asssumed that there was no filter as nothing ever got bounced back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Don't you think it bad form to call your wife a cunt via E-mail?
Man up and tell her face to face.

Alt: I go soft when I think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Todays racing tip
Bartley in the 2.10pm at Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Are you serious with this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
My man in the know reckons it has a chance.
I've not looked to see what price it is, or if it's worth betting on a win or for a place.

EDIT: Just checked, it's a small field of runners, so a place would only be paid on the second finisher, and with a price of 3/1 it would be only worth betting on the horse to win. Looking at the price of the other runners, I'd suggest it isn't worth backing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
hmmm
no spare cash today unfortunately, and I'm not feeling it the same way I was with the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Looking at the field of runners, I don't think it's worth backing anyway Vipros.
And at 3/1 the risk/reward isn't big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
yeah, your edit didn't make it sound promising

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I'm not going to have a punt myself.
But I will check to see where it finishes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)
let us know
I need to gauge the consistency of your mate's tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I will do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
We need a graph
three lines - £10 to win and £10 each way V the stock market
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Well I've only posted one of his tips previously
And that was because the horses name was vaguely OTish.

So we'll see how today goes. I prefer a punt on the football markets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
My Dad once needed a sixth horse for an accumulator
and there was one whose name was a play on my family nickname, so he bet on it.

It only fucking came in, finishing his accumulator for him! I was very popular that day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
there was a horse called That Daft Bat?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
See. Consider my case rested.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Oh, fuck you both
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Spit roast lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
*Eiffel tower fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
*Leaning tower of b3ta*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Of course, you know now people will be speculating that the horse was called something like
'Pier avoiding retard' or something don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Sorry Jeff
but could we get these tips a bit earlier if possible, like perhaps the day before? I've got a Ladbrokes account but can't access it via work.

Cheers.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Noted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
what are the radio 4 tips like?
i hear them every morning and tell myself to run a fake account for 2 weeks to test them ourt, but i never get around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
The running joke is that they never, ever win.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
On the rare occasions when they do, they actually make a big deal of it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
not brilliant
www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/reports/misc/racing_tips_20040610.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Chap from the Times did ok

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Find one for me tomorrow, as it'll be payday!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I don't find 'em I've got a mate who is quite into racing and he'll text me if he thinks there is value in something.
I don't get daily tips, just occasional ones.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Mrs Cow is a teacher
and as such I have to ensure no swear words are in any emails as they get blocked. Good job we dont want to go to Scunthorpe really

Alt:
OT is slightly chilling out I think
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I rarely use bad language.
I was bought up proper innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)
You use loads of bad language.
Things like 'by gum' calling people 'duck' and adding the letter 'T' to the start of most words.

*Northern lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Also, she totally kisses people in front of their spouses.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
If you hadn't been sick in the bath
I would totally have dropped by your room on my way to bed.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Instead you stripped off and jumped in the bath.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I don't. I've turned off all the filters.
Perks of the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
My friend is a teacher. one day he had a projection up running from his computer
my mate then sent him and email that popped up at the bottom with the title "re: spunk trench"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
alt: somehow it seems like there is a more relaxed atmosphere on here today
it's pleasant.

I swear a lot. Fortunately neither my mrs' or my email system censors things. Otherwise I'd be in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)
It's like this in the evening
i think it's because the antagonistic trio of monty, Al and Chompy are quiet today.

*lotus positions*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
'omni padme om'

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)
PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
God, I still remember what that means, after seeing it translated on a poster nearly 16 years ago.
"Hail to the jewel in the lotus welcome".

Bloody hell.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Back when I lived in God's Own Country
there was a time when you couldn't walk too far round town without seeing 'Gouranja!' painted somewhere. I don't know if this was a Scottish phenomenon, or whether there was a large Buddhist propaganda war throughout the whole of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
it depends who else is around
I've had good conversations with all three of them about interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
i know, but they do like to snipe
in teh evenings one has the lovely beegeebee and crunchy to chat to
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
*beams*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

a l
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)
true.
I've been around more on some evenings because of secondment and have noted such.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
No we fucking don't
you cunt rag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Listen up you rotten lump of vaginal discharge everyone is being nice today
so fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
My Mrs works at a Uni
And she can email me calling me a cunt (a regular and accurate description)but if I reply even without swearing it gets blocked..

Alt: I don’t know has OT gone soft lets see I don’t post much but will I be victimised or will the rare occasions be remembered (for their greatness)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Holy shit another newbie
have you been dusted for lice? i see you are a /QOTWer, what do you think about Spanky hanky?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)
he ain't new
he's been around here before.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)
I didnt say new I said irregular poster
or rather implied the aforementioned, so yaa boo sucks
And Mr Ape, Again not really a QOTWer either just posted a couple of less than amusing stories, and I thought that Spanky was ok if you read them as the works of fiction they seemed to be, some made me chuckle which is surely the point
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
hmmmm, as we seem to be in a good mood this will do
Welcome, try not to step in anything, you'll never get the stains out
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
FOB
... I believe this is de rigueur
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
i like *******

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Where have you been hiding?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
In someones clevege

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)
I got caught in a trap

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)
And I couldn't get out

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)
We can't go on like this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Don't be cruel

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
But he has a suspicious mind.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This just seems like a one sided love affair

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I live in China (can you guess?)
Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, IMDB, Allmusic.com, blogspot, bit.ly (yes, a link shortener!), Flickr, all censored (sorry, harmonised). Bloody pain in the arse. As is the $ I have to spend on VPNs to get round it all.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Alright chinaman
Have you been there so long your eyes have gone slitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Haven't been censored recently.
But I was dumbfounded earlier. One of the better-looking lasses in the office is wearing a very low cut top. Seriously epic cleavage.

And she is complaining blokes keep on staring at her tits.

Why do some women dress up in this way and then complain? I find this very confusing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)
That's because you've never known the love of a woman.
Don't worry, one day, once you've slid your sausage into somebody's cod wallet, you'll understand.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Sod off you tedious spastic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
I'd say this is rapidly becoming my favourite meme
except the memes on here are usually untrue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
That you are a tedious spastic or Luggage is a virgin?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
the former is cold hard fact

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Quite, I meant both of them.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Cod wallet *clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)
They dress that way because the way their tits look in it makes them feel (young and) attractive.
However, being women, they don't want men to actually find them attractive based on the amount of cleavage they're showing as that makes them feel cheap.

Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Not a hint of logic in that at all.
So no, not really.

Am I just being a little bit naïve in expecting logic from some people?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
It's too much to expect logic from women, yes.
Just accept it and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
No, we do have logic.
It just differs from normal logic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Fuzzy logic, perhaps?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Did I get close to the mark with my previous post?
I thought it was rather incisive but, being a male, it was based on guesswork.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
I think it's fairly close
In my case, I want to look attractive enough that men are interested, but I don't want them to make the sort of comments that imply I'm freely available.

I know, I know. Women are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
The particular lapse in logical thought that baffles me
is the theory that goes "if I dress more revealingly, men are going to notice my keen mind and dazzling personality".

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be more attractive, but having a go at men because they're noticing that you've got your waps out is self-defeating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)
It's not the noticing that I have a problem with
It's the assumption that I'm putting it on a plate just for them.

See also men who think it's okay to comment on my tits (even when they're not on display) just because they are fucking huge.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Yeah, that's just bad mannered.
I can see how that would be annoying. I'd probably be annoyed if girls kept commenting on the massive bulge in my trousers.

Although I find it much more annoying that they don't. Ever. For very obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:58, Reply)
the reason being that the bulge is at the back where you have shat yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I don't tend to get censored, as the entire office here is quite foul mouthed
So we're all fine with insulting one another, as well as customers (out of their earshot, of course)

Alt: It varies, some newbies get a ripping (Bobby, FreeFair) and others (You, taz44, weightedcompanioncube) get away with very little.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Well, apart from Al.
But I'm told he's horrible to everyone.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
he is a reet bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Why Ai Pet Man Fella Like.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)
ar mint pet man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I should be censored at work as I'm constantly having to apologise for my 'french'
I think the self-censorship at home in front of the kids is causing a potty-mouthed overflow elsewhere. Things like 'Aww, balderdash!' and 'Cheese and crackers!' just don't offer the same emotional release as a good swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)
If indeed you are french

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Mum once looked after her cousins for a few days.
And I stayed for a couple of nights with them, and so I thought I'd be clever and swear in Polish.

My cousins picked up on this, and started doing the same.

I didn't know my Aunt spoke Polish until I got a very angry phone call from her a week later.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)
swearing in polish...
Mister FUCKING Sheen!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
*points*
OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
*Challenges*
IN!

EDIT: JeffTheDogFucker has 2 unlimited challenges remaining.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
you are going to need more than that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
You're right.
Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Challenge denied.
The ball was out.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Then you should apologise
tuck yourself back in, and promise never to wear those shorts again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:28, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)
I found out this weekend just gone that I can speak French
Or at least speak it better than I expected to be able to. My vocabulary could do with some work but if you point and yell loudly enough the surrender monkeys can work it out their damn selves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Right f**king now
Alt: Depends whether me, AA and Bobby are still considered "new"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Not in comparison to me, no.
Although Al leaves you well alone, so job done there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)
We established a common interest
The prospect of running 13 miles with someone, insulting them the whole way, is unpalatable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Sounds like a standard army tab.
Not that I know anything about that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:45, Reply)
They won't let bloaters or bumders in the army

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Don't ask, don't tell.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I think - THINK - that one look at Al will allow them to tell he's a monster

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)
AA isn't
here's been here for ever if I remember correctly. He's just fundamentally shit and needs reminding of it. Bobby is new, and I do still think of you as relatively new, but that is fading very quickly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I'm honestly not sure how long I've been on OT
My second candle day will be in October, but I spent a lot of time lurking and only contributing to QOTW. I don't think of myself as new, but tend to forget how long some of you lot have been around.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)
far too fucking long
since before you could reply to qotw. I don't even recall when that started.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm going to be seven in August.
That's almost old enough for Bobby to start taking an interest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Wear your nicest shoes on your B3taday
Maybe he'll take you to McDonalds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Shiny shoes
and a skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Definitely the shiny shoes
Also, you might want to tell him you're carrying beach balls in your top because your arms got tired
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)
AA?
If AA is new, as am I. He was around before I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I know he's not
I was inferring that until he, Bobby and I stop taking shit I'm unqualified to answer the questions about newbies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:54, Reply)
he doesn't get the shit because he's new though
that said, neither do you or bobby. you've been around long enough that we can see and exploit your character flaws without having to make them up or clutch at straws.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Aww you
Fancy putting in all that effort for little ol' me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
it's no effort believe me
I suspect that, unlike many people on here, I'm actually this insulting to my friends in real life and they are the same in return.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Now that you mention it
Your telling me, fucking ages ago, that you only bother to insult people you actually like was one of the turning points for me in terms of dealing with what this place is like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)
My friends and I are the same.
And if I genuinely think somebody's a cunt, they will know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I'm taking this as a compliment
Well not a compliment perhaps. More, not an insult.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I don't think you're a cunt, if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, Reply)
That's about as close to a compliment as I'm ever likely to get from you, no?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This makes absolutely no sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
No it doesn't
Rest assured, when I thought of it in the first place, it was BRILLIANT, and my ability to explain it has strangely vanished.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
And I think you mean imply.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
it's weird but that mistake has cropped up a lot recently
not just on here either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I had to think about it, but I think it's definitely wrong.
My mum is a history teacher. She gets a lot of people saying sources infer things. No, they don't. You infer something from a source.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
yup, bang on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Dammit
b3th keeps pulling me up on that. It's got to the point where I'm getting my definitions confused
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)
It's got to the point where I think you're an illiterate flid.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I'm amazed that I managed to deceive you for as long as I did

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Inference vs implication

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I've just removed some censorship
In that I've just phoned Vodafone and asked them to lift the content bar on my business phone, so I can view b3ta on it. Never has the phrase "I'm not tryingto access pornography" sounded so hollow and fake.

On the plus side, I can now access pornography.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
That was a retarded move on their part
it's not as if they don't have everybody's date of births on file. They must have had a multitude of calls like mine, which ran along the lines of "I'm 30 years old, who do you think you are to be blocking my internet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I can sort of understand it inasmuch as it's a business phone, paid for by a business
but you're right. I'm a (very) big girl, and if i want to look at naughty stuff, I bloody well will.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Nah, O2 did the same
across the board, not just on business phones, and even if they didn't have my DOB on file, I've been with them so long that to be under 18 now I'd have had to be five when I signed my first contract with them.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Yeah, it was some European guideline or other that they had to implement, I think
the rest was just laziness. It was easier to do it across the board and release it on request than it was to do the legwork and only block the affected parties in the first place.

Actually, more to the point, it was probably cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
feckin annoying though
especially as I don't have a credit card so I had to go into a shop with my passport.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Anyone with small kiddles need play ideas?
Because this looks ace.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

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