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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'll hand carve the damn thing myself.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:56,
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15 years ago)
No need to go to too much trouble.
The bog standard 'hedgehog' design is fine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:57,
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I still feel poorly Jeff : (
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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*there there*
What have you taken to make you feel better?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:00,
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Just loads of cold and flu tablets.
I need to exercise but I'm just too weak.
I did self-medicate with a bottle of wine last night which was fine.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:02,
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You need a monkey bath and a vindi.
That'll sort you out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:04,
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Monkey bath?
I'm having a veggy curry tomorrow.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:05,
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Yeah. A monkey bath.
A bath that is so hot you can't get in it without making monkey noises.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:08,
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Hahahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:09,
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It's like the old joke
Two monkeys in bath, one goes 'oooh! oooh! oooh!' the other says, 'Well, put some cold in'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:11,
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I told my nephew that joke and he loved it.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:12,
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