You and Captain should get a room.
What with your similar suggestions.

EDIT: And have a three-some with K.

(Evening TD)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I changed my answer because captain's was funnier and I wanted to copy it
only proper curry i've had was Murg Doh-Peeazah
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Did you make a curry the other week? I remember posting you a link to some recipes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

no because my roommate does impromptu grilling sessions and invites loads of people over without telling me

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)

impromptu grilling eh...
This this when your roommate gets someone in for questioning?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

it's where she holds people against their will and attaches diamonds and gold to their teeth

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Ok Captain, we're getting a room.
This will contain Guinea Pigs, 2 x Dogs,2 x Cats and us.

Can we get a PushmePullyou too?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I don't see why not
as long as you havent just made one from two dudes sewn together
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I've always worried about the PushmePullyou
How does it shit?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)

one half eats
the other half shits from its mouth. Like many people here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

That's fine then
Right - the room is booked in the South Wales Travel-Lodge

Visitors are - Captain, TD, Captain's Cavies, TD's dogs and cats, a PushmePullyou (emitting faeces from random ends) and whatever creatures we happen to collect on the way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Did you pay the extra so you can cancel the room.
Or did the go for a cheaper price, but aware that if you have to cancel, you'll still be charged?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I got the special "unusual creatures" rate
By pretending I'd be bringing a Triceratops!

Stupid gits - the Triceratops can't fit in my car - that'll teach 'em!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

we could just dress up the Pterodactyl

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)

No
It's covering my driving jobs that weekend.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)

and the alleosaur is at the vets

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Moschops is busy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUqQCcTQ7HU
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

that's one hell of a party!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

ooh! perhaps I should be Captain Cavies!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It's good, it's alliterative
Do it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

plu s I will think of captian CAAAAAVEEEEMMMAAAAANNN
the whole time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Zowie Cavey!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)

It takes a dull man
To know that Guinea Pigs are properly known as Cavies.

But I like Captain Cavy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:15, Reply)