You really should stop wanking while you DJ, then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can't help myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'm thinking of buying one of these t-shirts
tiny.cc/59m2r

So when you DJ, you'll know that I'm down with the cool kids. Mind you, I don't want any of the really early stuff that wasn't too bad. I want stuff from the 80s and beyond!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

In that olive colour you'll look like you're in the army...now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

It'll be marguerita time.
And no mistake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I imagine you getting to the vinegar strokes during your favourite bit of whatever record you're playing.
And then arcing your jizz into the crowd and shouting "HOW'S THAT FOR A FOAM PARTY?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm sure you do.
BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY AND FANCY ME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

You do have nice teeth.
But I'm no Darth, sorry to disappoint and all that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Oh poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)