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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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May I just point out
that Oct 1st is a fucking SATURDAY. Stupid fucking calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:56, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Have you taken like a whole wrap of smack cocane? You've set it to '2nd sunday' so '1st saturday' would work.
You need to fucking calm down on the drugs before you do something silly like drive a car into a nuclear bomb carrying truck and blowing up the whole of london.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I dunno, BGB's did the same thing so I gazzed cr3 cos he's so sexy and fly.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)
It's because the calendar isn't set to GMT, or something.
I could be hugely and entirely wrong.
(berk, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I haven't, you know.
When I go to edit it, it says from 7pm on Oct 1st. So NERR.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
YEAH IN YOUR FACE GONZ.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
YEAH I TRIED IT MYSELF AND THEY PROBABLY USE A DATETIME DATA TYPE ON THE ISAM TABLES WHICH CONFLICT WITH TIMEZONES ON AN AMERICAN SERVER WHEN THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A INT(10) USING THE SECONDS SINCE 1ST JAN 1970 (UNIX EPOCH) AND THAT WAY THERE WOULDN'T BE
A FUCKING PROBLEM
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:44, Reply)
I@M STILL NOT GOING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)
What's up with your keyboard?
I don't bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
That rosie's on to something

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
She fucking loves bashes her

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Don't lie, you SO are

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Fiver he doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I am gutted you cannot make it.
My brother gave me a load of his old 45s so I could've done a little Davvo set of things like A Forest and Temple of Love for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Got any Adge Cutler and the Wurzels?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
That would have been ace.
Although, now it's confirmed as a Saturday it might not be so much of an issue. I'll have the money to make it but it depends on how things are home-wise as to whether we'll make it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Do your best, old boy - it will not be the same without you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Will see what can be done.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Don't know how much you usually pay for rail tickets
But you could fly from Newcastle with British Airways at the moment for less than £90 return.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Our train tickets to swipey's bash
are costing about £80 for the two of us. If you can book early enough you can get a one way ticket for £12.

Plus I prefer getting into King's Cross, I've flown into Heathrow before and find it no quicker from door to door, as it were, than getting the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I agree. Kings Cross is very handy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
None of this pissing about landing at the airport
and then having to pay another £15 to get a train into the city malarkey. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And Kings Cross is handy if, after a long train journey
You fancy getting noshed off by a young man.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
And the best bit is
it'll probably still cost you less than getting the Heathrow express!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
"we'll" ? "we" is plural. That means two people, implying neither. Oh man, really? =(((((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Chill Gonz
I'm talking about October :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Oh good =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Afternoon all.
How is everyone today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I'm feeling a bit odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
How so.
Any particular reason?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I don't know.
I had a quiet one last night, I think that must be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Well crack open a bottle of something alcoholic and fizzy and give that a try.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I went for a pint, hasn't helped.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Well have a bottle of wine instead.
Or maybe a smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
These are good suggestions.
Back in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
UPDATE
Salt beef beigel has helped, rather cheeky Cotes du Luberon, even more so.

Now: massive reefer and trying not to call up for some bad drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
You know what you should do to cheer yourself up completely...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObknmaH9po

Because you are so into FILM and you like your weed.

It might be even better if you include some sort of drinking game to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
DEFINITELY DOING THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Set it to 1pm Saturday
for some reason it's 6 hours out. We figured it out for BGB's bash.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You hero. Fixed now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
All in a days work for "Can Subtract 7pm from 1am" Man!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
sign up for the bash then you bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
it's a bit of an epic trek from Euston
I suppose I could give it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Huzzah!
*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Have you been napping Blousie?
I managed a 12 hour kip.

Fucking spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I've been asleep since the end of On The Buses

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
1973?
fucking hell Rip van Roota.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)
The missus slept for something like 36 hours out of 48 the other weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
She was just pretending, to avoid having to talk to you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Actually, she's asleep now.
You don't think...?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Sorry to be the bearer etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Nah, it's just massive stress and shit.
I might go to Asda and get some beers in. And some white wine for the fish pie we're making later.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Haha
Told you I liked my kip
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I've been so tired lately.
My mum said I'm going through the change.............bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
The change from being just plain ole Super Blousie
To becoming BLOUSIE THE AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:55, Reply)
That'll be it.
Mother's know nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Not strictly true.
Ma Baker knew how to die.

/Boney M lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Worst of all the lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Today is sponsored by CARL PERKINS at Chateau Boyce.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yINTIlkc70M
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
*bops*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
He was truly superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I'm looking forward to the music at your bash.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I'm sloppy as fuck on the turntables these days but my records are still great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
You really should stop wanking while you DJ, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I can't help myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I'm thinking of buying one of these t-shirts
tiny.cc/59m2r

So when you DJ, you'll know that I'm down with the cool kids. Mind you, I don't want any of the really early stuff that wasn't too bad. I want stuff from the 80s and beyond!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
In that olive colour you'll look like you're in the army...now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
It'll be marguerita time.
And no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I imagine you getting to the vinegar strokes during your favourite bit of whatever record you're playing.
And then arcing your jizz into the crowd and shouting "HOW'S THAT FOR A FOAM PARTY?"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
I'm sure you do.
BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY AND FANCY ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
You do have nice teeth.
But I'm no Darth, sorry to disappoint and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Oh poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Right, I've provisionally signed up.
It all depends on various circumstances not conspiring to completely cunt up my life, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
...and whether your missus is 'asleep' that night...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I'm sure you could provide something to prevent that, Monters old bean..

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Same day as the North London Derby
so I am coming and will be either be over the fucking moon or suicidal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Are you going to the game as well?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
going to try yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
City are away to Blackpool that weekend, and I don't really fancy a weekend in Blackpool.
Granted, the chance to bait Holloway is always welcome, but I'd rather stick to the 'south'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
YOu going to the bash?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
All being well.
I'm free at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
*gleeeees*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Less of the gleeeeees
More of the cheese and pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)
You mean pineapple and cheeeeeeeese.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:36, Reply)
I'm extremely happy about this.
I haven't beaten anyone up in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Shut up old man! or I will PUT you back in your chair!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)
That's right Bob, pick on the disabled now why doncha?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Why not? as long as there are no Panorama cameras fuck it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
There are few joys in life greater than punching a cripple in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)
You are best served giving them a dead arm.
Then they can only wheel themselves in circles.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
That's the element of surprise gone you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Ah bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I'll let you give me a dead arm if I get a go on your misses.
Actually, scratch that, she gets a go on me. Like hell I'm gonna get a dead arm and nothing out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh fuck me, I'm going to actually have to meet these people next week.
how the hell am I gonna be able to look anyone in the eye?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Wear sunglasses.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Oh man, our boys in white and blue against their boys in the red. It'll be war on the terrisces, a right battle, a darby, a kick about in the park. Will we score more? Will they score more?
Their's glory to be had, Who Is North London's Top Firm? Questions will only be awnsered then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Your sarcasm knows no bounds.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)
*pisses pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
evening chumps
what's your saturday involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Food, drink, LOLing, you know...movin' it, doin' it, like a, like a sex machine man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I am impressed that you can still get on up

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
I've defied medical science yet again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Pfft!
You're just pickled.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)
what are the chances that
pickling time with pickling jeff wouldn't be on youtube?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Yee-Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
No sign of Jobe either?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Speaking of Jeff, where's my weekly horse tip? Pappa needs a brand new bag.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Colostomylolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)
"I'm a spit in the eye of Dawnism" is my favorite expression I invented.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)

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