My brother's neighbour, mother of a 4 year old girl,
stopped him in the street recently, to ask him if he really was blaring out Gary Glitter the previous night. Fucking right, our Gal made some ace records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty Monty Monty you'll appreciate this.
My brother bought me a Stylophone for Christmas a couple of years back, but I haven't used it much as I didn't like the sound. This evening I plugged it into a Boss SYB-5 bass guitar synth pedal and now it sounds like a 303.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Hahaha Rolf Harris acid lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

It sounds fucking great.
I'm hoping to get a Boss RC-50 loop pedal and a Kaos Pad 3 sometime soon too. I'm going all electronic. Except the guitar. And the voice. And the percussion. And some of the instruments. Hmmm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I fucking love my Stylophone

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I've got a mate who stormed round a club telling everyone getting on down to Billie Jean
"You're dancing to a paedo? DO you know that? Are you happy about that? Is it ok?!"
and to her more intimate acquaintances "Sit the fook down, yer dancin' to a fookin peeedooooo." (She sounds like someone from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

'Do you really want to pay off the bribes of a fucking nonce?
Well DO YOU?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)

That's how she felt.
I said "So if Slash turned out to be a fiddler you'd get rid of all your Guns n' Roses and Velvet Revolver albums?" and she said "Don't start that shit on me"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)