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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SAURDAY NIGHT!
rock out, with your cock out


no pics please
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:42, 314 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*removes picture*

(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
are you rocking appropriately?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Back and forth in a pool of his own dribble, I should imagine.
I'm rocking out to 4 hours of punk, new wave and sixties alt rock on the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I'm watching KING KONG and drinking Amigos that I had left from the bash.
*goes upstairs to get cock*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Don't cry at the end, Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Oh hell! I forgot about that.
Might clear my sinuses a bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:12, Reply)
more like
KING DONG
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:14, Reply)
That's what my cock is called on the Lovehoney website.
I've named it Little Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
if that a bee keeping enthusiasts site?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
It is, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Top tip:
A Smarties tube filled with live bees makes an excellent, and inexpensive, vibrator.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Pfft! too late now DG.
I've already spent 99p on the current one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)
How comes if a women admits to having a plastic penis in her dresser, every man is thrilled to hear that.
A penis so big that it even has it's only little penis. No women in the world wants to know that you've got a plastic fanny, and I can't imagine a moment of pure profound loanlyness one would feel using one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Every holes a goal Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
*Looks at red bull can*
maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
If it'll fit in there
I'm less than impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYngnVs9IrY
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I don't have a cock
Can I borrow someone else's?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Are you sure you don't have one lying about the house?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
This is a joke about men being untruthful bastards, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)
I would never belittle men in such a way.
I love blokes innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

it me
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
dirty lady.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Takes one to know one.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
It's entirely possible
I have a lot of crap here. I'll check.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I thought you kept chickens?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Not me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
you should

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
I'm not sure my dog would approve
and we have a paved garden, so no scratching area for chickies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
i think you're missing out
you're the kind of person who totally should keep chickens
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I do like chucky eggs
but I couldn't be arsed with more animals to look after.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
are you sure?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)
It's bad enough looking after a husband and a dog.
Something else that can't clean up after itself would seriously annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)
but think of the eggs!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I do have a cock
but there's no fucking way I'm showing it to you lot. There's only two people on this planet allowed to see my cock, and one of them's my doctor. She's pretty hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
O Gwan!
It's been a while. I need to remember what one looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Sorry hon, this cock's not for rocking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Cock rocking beats!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I've had to have my nadgers examined twice now.
Each time (and including the initial preliminary examination) it's been the hottest women doctors in the NHS doing it.

Fucksticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they keep all the hot ones just for this eventuality.
They probably have a bongle board in the staffroom.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I was just about to say something very similar!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
evening kidder.
Good day?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Alright like.
Just been resting and blowing my nose.
Nice really. Not having to be anywhere.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Watched the F1, had a sleep, watched the tennis.
Watched Star Trek First Contact, and now appear to watching some shit film about the mafia.

I don't think I've moved from my chair all day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I've barely moved.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
*barely moved hi-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
You're allowed.
You're poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I might muster the energy to find my neck massager in a mo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Pfft.
'neck' massager.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Haha get on with ya

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Apparently she's only allowed to see it if she asks to see it :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)
No cock, but I'm lounging on my bed after doing some hardcore cleaning.
My hands smell of bleach. I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Hardcore cleaning?
Is that dusting the shelves but with the feather duster wedged firmly up your arse whilst noshing off Mr Sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Nah, estate agents are coming round to look at the house, and besides we're moving out in a couple of weeks.
Cleaned every surface in the kitchen, mopped the floors and tidied the living room. And felt bad I'd been neglecting it for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
And they'll still try and rob you of your deposit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:12, Reply)
The carpets need a clean.
And getting a professional clean only knocks out 100£ of said deposit. We're contractually obliged to have a professional clean, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Why are you moving and have you found somewhere new to go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'm moving as we're living in a 3 bed and I'm only living with one other person this year
Also wanted to be closer to college. Am now 10 mins closer, but closer to some more awesome things.

I found the flat, looked round it in 5 mins and was on the phone to the estate agents. It was well popular too. Really quite good value for the area too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
You not out tonight Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'm not feeling great Blousie.
I feel a bit vommy for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
: (
It should be nice tomorrow so I'm hoping to go on a long walk with the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I had a massive sleep in the end last last and for some reason I've not really got going today.
So I'm going to have a bath in a minute and see if that makes me feel any better.

What are you doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Just watching TV and blowing my nose a lot.
I had curry for dinner which has helped, like you said.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Dr Jeff innit.
I've got all manner of cold cures.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

cu so
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
herpeslols

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Most suppurating of all the lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I prefer my version.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Well I'm afraid that'd never happen
I don't dust!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
and she can't clench hard enough anymore to
keep the feather duster up there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)
What up B3ta?
Another crazy Saturday night in glamorous Sahf Lahndin. I'll wave my cock around if it'll get me internet recognition, love people, love me!

Or alternatively "hi"
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Hi!
How was the day with the kid?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Kid was fine
His mum, who met up with us to watch him do his folk dancing not so much. She was having one of those days where "everyone was getting at her", but hey, it's done with and he's in bed none the worse.

How's you, how's the lurgy?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Bitches be crazy niai69.
I think I'm on the mend : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Yup, that they are
serves me right for marrying her, it really does, well only another 10 years or so of Enforced interaction with her, sure it'll fly by.

Glad you're feeling better, feeling quite chipper myself actually, shame I'm stuck here, but at least I have you shut-ins for company. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Oh man isn't it great having a kid with some ghastly woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
OI! I'm only shut in because I'm ill.
I have two consecutive weekends of awesomeness to look forward to after this one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
that sums up who we are on here
attention-seekers with not enough social interaction
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Yup, very true
so do I post cock pics here or do you want me to Gaz them?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Gaz them please.
GAZ THEM NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Gaz sent
enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Put it away, put it away, put it away now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I wasn't offering it to you
but if you buy me a drink I might be persuadable. *flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Just making sure I'm not wrong about the youth of today, watching some Glastonbury footage.
I'm not wrong, it turns out. They are uterly wet and a wede.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
you are Molesworth
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
The goriller of 3b.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
dear god
I wish I hadn't got that, I feel old, tell me you're older than me Monty old chap or I may cry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
hullo clouds hullo sky
I'm 37*


*stone
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
*punches the air*
yes, In your face fossil!8


*is 36
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Dammit now I feel old too.
at least I'm still younger than Monty though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Are you the nice man from the Post Office?
*reeks of piss*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Just a young 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
He's only a year older.
Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Oh man I'm really into 'Friendly Fires' now.
They are in no way insipid, lacklustre or soulless. No fucking way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Do I get bonus point for never even having heard of them?
and are they actually "fucking bent"?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I 'found out about them' four minutes ago on the television.
They are more bent than a Bronski Beat/'Frankie'/Soft Cell supergroup.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
niiicee
it's day's like this I'm glad I don't have a TV licence.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Oh man now I'm 'checking out' 'Aloe Blacc'.
He sounds like a hand cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
He's doing an embarrassing dance now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I feel for you Monty, I really do.
Why don't you switch off your television set and go out and do something less boring instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I called 'the Belfast Gang' but it seems they've been detained.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
He's a Kwik Save Stevie Wonder.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Sounds shit.
I'll stick with listening to the Ramones on the radio, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Ever seen the 'It's Alive' DVD?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Can't say I have, no.
I just had my name read out on the radio. My wife rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I hope it was the shipping forecast.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Hahaha!
Bless her!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Apparently I'm awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Also, I was referred to by my b3tan name.
This is par for the course now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
You are Blousie
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
'Our Tune'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Remember when Viz did 'famous people on the toilet'
(Oooh) Gary Davies 'And here comes the sloppy bit'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
She asked for the Sisters, bless her.
But they didn't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Their version of 'Jolene' is magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I think that, without a shadow of a doubt
that they are the best covers band ever. Emma is similarly marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Also, I bought a DVD years ago and only just got around to watching it the other night.
It's Don Letts' Punk: Attitude documentary. It's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I nearly killed Don Letts once.
Troo phakkz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I accidentally knocked him in front of a car on Old Street.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
You terrible cad.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Racist is as racist does, I always say.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Was it a BMW?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
wow
I think this is my preferred medium for watching Glastonbury, Montyvision
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
He's gone 'ska' now.
I'd give him a fucking 'ska' down the middle of his face with a rusty spade. Which, ironically, is precisely what he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Monty Boyce: calling a spade a spade since 1973.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Hey, I got it, and I'm 20

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
yeah, but you don't count
you study old people stuff
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Hang on, you've changed your bloody name you scoundrel.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
well spotted
the other one sucked, so I thought to change it before anyone got to used to it, this at least is pronounceable
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I recognise the signature. A little.
Who was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
niai69
not exactly a newbie, but not posted much in the last year. No one you know.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
...yet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
more or less what I was going to say
You will know me, you will love me, if you're good I'll let you touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
creepy
yet hot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Oh man, he is SO in.
Crunchy and Blousie sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
He will be the man meat in a crunchy and blousie sammich.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
it's what all the guys dream of

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Well it's what I'll be dreaming of tonight ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)
And who wouldn't want that, eh?
He'll be the envy of all /OT.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I'll take Creepy but hot
I've been called worse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
No, I saw you around a few days ago!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Quite possible, but we've yet to exchange words thus far
or if we did I forgot, which I regard as a bear minimum before I consider I know someone.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)
*something about pic-a-nic baskets*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
you want him naked, too?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
No, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)
can one still claim dyslexia as an excuse for poor spelling?
or is that excuse played out?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Playing the 'Gonz card', eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Nah, I don't think I could match his spelling
and my dyslexia's pretty minor but homophones still trip me up and spellcheckers don't catch them.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Damn those homophones.
Apple have a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
genuine LOL
although I was expecting something homo related.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Only Gonz can do this.
Gonz doesn't so much have dyslexia as a magical way of telling a story.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Righto
just call me thick in future. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
yeah
bastards who change their name regularly

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
People who change their names regularly have AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
glad I don't do that then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Does that mean Al has the AIDS?
I though it was just from all the bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
b3th come to my bash you fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Much as I'd love to come and be insulted in person by a bunch of internet weirdos
I'm not great at bashing. And I have a poorly husband and a dog to think of. and no moneys.
*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Don't worry! Me and Jeff will bring a bash to you later in the year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Woo hoo!
Mini bash FTW. I might even let you meet mr b3th and Biscuit. do you think I can trust Jeff with Biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
You fucking wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Well, if you will live in London, you massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You've been hanging around Monty too much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
OH MAN NOW I'M CHECKING OUT 'ELBOW'
They are arse. I genuinely cannot tell my arse from my Elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Their singer looks like David Blunkett.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)
God he looks so unlike an indie singer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)
He's like a fucking Blackpool bingo caller.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I actually have an Elbow CD
But in my defence it was a birthday present off someone who has no idea about my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Actually, the 'music' my arse makes has more musical merit than these dullards.
I sound like Miles Davis on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Elbow are brilliant.
Even now, nearly three years on, I'm still humming their super smash hit "duh duh DUH DUH duh duh DUH! [pause] duh duh DUH DUH duh duh DUH!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Yeah boyee that one is DA BOMB.
"duh duh DUH DUH duh duh DUH! [pause] duh duh DUH DUH duh duh DUH", it's so powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I like Elbow.
Thank you for reminding me they're on.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
And suddenly silence filled the thread*tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
*gets cock out*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
*waves it around a bit*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
TRIIIIIIO!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
TRIIIIIO!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I WANNA TRIO AN' I WANT ONE NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Haha! nutter!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
"Aww Suzy, man, my EARS!"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
*puts cock away quickly*
Hello loverly lady
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Bonjella

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
*smiles in a confused manner*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Psst!
She's from Liverpool. Watch your wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
OI!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Love ya babe.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I've just lifted your shoes hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Not 'feeling' Elbow?
Don't worry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyuVlY1QkJU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I'm not sure about that music young man
it appears to be neither rock nor roll.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Which new helmet is this one?
I can't keep up. Did Freefair stick around?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
fuck off I'm old(ish) me.
just not posted much in a while/ever.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Please don't say that name.
Use code or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
He's great, whachootalkinboutwillis?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I can't interact with the pretend ones, Mont.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I'm sure it was Wormo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Totally possible, it crossed my mind too.
He's pulled similar on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I don't know him

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Wormulus?
He's around these parts sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Seen the name and that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Sorry, did The Littlest Hobo stick around?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Not wanting to tempt fate, and he's probably here under another name, but so far no signs...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)
He's been grounded.
No internet or telly for a week since his mum found that copy of Gay Times under his mattress.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I want that back and all, it was only a loan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)
OMG YOU READ BUMDER COMICS!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I ONLY LOOK AT THE PICTURES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)
It's me!
only kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Well I like this persona better, so remember that, you desperate little prick.
LOL jk
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
well, he's probably more entertaining in all fairness.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
What's your shtick then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Commie Vegetarian Cyclist
Take your pick and hate away. Also ATM bored and posting random shit so bound to wind someone up sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I was a vegetarian for 28 years and today I had some lovely potato so I have no qualms with that.
I don't do politics, whatever. I love a good bike ride, me. And if you're a reasonably talented troll, sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Be entertaining or don't.
But do it as your basic self. I hate all that "muahahaha I fooled you all with my pretend persona, which actually proved that I am just as pathetic and needy as the thing I created". It creeps me out as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Yeah I can see that view point
Personally I can take or leave it, some times it's funny, more often not, never dome in myself FWIW.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I for one would like to see m ore of him
he's funny
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Here are both
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUeuAnMNDhA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Thankee kindly Mr Boyce
That thar's proper music that is.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That is fucking excellent.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Or here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvuDuGfZ5ZU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Another good one
Most kind
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HULdLOWGKco&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
cool, when I get rich I'll, hire you as my personal DJ

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Just come to my b4$h on Oct 1st.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Might just do that
will see how next Saturday goes, now give me more music!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmIYyskDM8
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Wr5Wq5QHM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'm gonna come to your flat one day, get high and we'll play tracks, I'd like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
What about me?
I'd fucking hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Proper lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Haha you massive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
The lady downstairs constantly listens to some kind of Best of 1995 dance music CD when she gets ready to go out.
So far there's been No Limits, The Key The Secret, a bit of N-Trance and something else I recognise. I'm fully expecting Let Me Be Your Fantasy sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Yeah blame the woman downstairs Noel, we believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Fuck you man, I have impeccable taste, I was listening to ediT, Fleet Foxes and Klute today.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Listen to I Am Kloot

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I have and I shall.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Also, how the devil are you lady?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I'm sick but getting better and I'm mentally preparing myself for good things.
I have a LOT of visits to the local tip and CV writing to do though :(
How's our Noel?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I am getting better every day m'duck, things are looking up.
Much improved from two months ago anyway. Tomorrow I'm going walking with my friends in the sun. Now I'm watching Jimmy Carr, got all his stand-up on the hard drive. You and the fella getting a place eh? Smart news.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Yup!
It'll be a while like.
Glad you're doing fine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Cheers chica, feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
My brother's neighbour, mother of a 4 year old girl,
stopped him in the street recently, to ask him if he really was blaring out Gary Glitter the previous night. Fucking right, our Gal made some ace records.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Monty Monty Monty you'll appreciate this.
My brother bought me a Stylophone for Christmas a couple of years back, but I haven't used it much as I didn't like the sound. This evening I plugged it into a Boss SYB-5 bass guitar synth pedal and now it sounds like a 303.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Hahaha Rolf Harris acid lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It sounds fucking great.
I'm hoping to get a Boss RC-50 loop pedal and a Kaos Pad 3 sometime soon too. I'm going all electronic. Except the guitar. And the voice. And the percussion. And some of the instruments. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I fucking love my Stylophone

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I've got a mate who stormed round a club telling everyone getting on down to Billie Jean
"You're dancing to a paedo? DO you know that? Are you happy about that? Is it ok?!"
and to her more intimate acquaintances "Sit the fook down, yer dancin' to a fookin peeedooooo." (She sounds like someone from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)
'Do you really want to pay off the bribes of a fucking nonce?
Well DO YOU?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
That's how she felt.
I said "So if Slash turned out to be a fiddler you'd get rid of all your Guns n' Roses and Velvet Revolver albums?" and she said "Don't start that shit on me"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
fingers crossed for Rhythm Is A Dancer

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Haddaway an' shite ya frigga.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I saw SNAP! supporting MC Hammer at Wembley Arena.
Yeah, it's cool, you can touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I've got Oops Up on vinyl.
How come she could say "What's in the bowl, bitch?" on TOTP, Usher could say "shit" in one of his singles, but all Eminem swears are bleeped?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Didn't 'Greased Lightning' have 'tit' in it?
Or is this another 'Samurai sword pimp' moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
It did, and wasn't censored until the Grease Megamix was released in the 90s

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Zane Lowe
Is a massive, shiny bellend, with his bellend voice and his bellend attitude. Bellend!

*exhales*
There, I needed to get that out.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
He does play some fantastic music though.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
*hears the sound of Monty inhaling deeply, preparing for another exulting "Fucking Shit"*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
KRS1's over-wordy followup single.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I quite like him, he is funny.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
A mate of mine met him
and was disappointed to report that he's apparently 'really alright' and 'knows his hip hop'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)
That he does.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Lauren laverne is fit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
No she isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Again our opinions differ.
You are wrong your eyes don't work.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
You are correct
for once
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I think so.
She's been putting on a southern accent lately. It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)
she's a bit wrong
something with the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Agreed!
MILFtastic.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Man, that's some lurking right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
how fuckin old are you?
for her to be your mum you need to be pretty fuckin young

*realises how old I am*

*dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)
sorry Kid, just checked you're profile
didn't mean to swear, please don't tell mum.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
PS I like Miley Cyrus and swimming and JLS, gaz us your tits, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
hey Milely Cyrus had a couple of good songs
Or at least far better than you'd expect.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Yeah she has a nice pair of hits to her name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)
But Monty, you're a hip hop man
How can you not love Hoe Down Show Down?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)
How indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)
if you can get through the whole thing I'll buy you a pint
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnbmZK7GxU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
It seems you won't be buying me a pint.
Good God!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
s'all right Blousie
I'll buy you a pint anyways, I was just wanting to torment Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Your money is entirely safe.
5 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Pity me
My ex got my son to talk me into taking him to see Hanna Montana The Movie.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I should update my profile really.
I'm nearly 19, so a bit older than a foetus.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
true, but i could still legally be your dad
which is just a bit creepy, for me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I could be his fucking grandmother.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Technically yes,
legally no.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Wayne Rooney could be fucking his grandma.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Just think of Ronnie Corbett when you're bollocks deep. Works for me,
although I do have difficulty getting my, ah, 'partners' to let me put 'the producer' into their 'BBC canteen'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)
monty if you want to split the boy
you may have him. I already married one teenager, I have no need to go near them again.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I've split quite enough boys for one lifetime already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B38g-tLOTFI
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)
And they dare to say, Nigel Carter, that the age of romance is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
HENRY WINKLER'S ON BBC1

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
My brother once had a full-on fist fight with Philip Simpson
about who was going to be The Fonz when they grew up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Ayyyyyyyyyyy!
Totally watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I met him in John Lewis when he was in panto here.
There was Winkler Watch in the local paper and everything.
He's sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Was it more or less exciting than meeting Pammy?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Way more.
She means little to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Winkler craps on Anderson from the height of the fucking Hubble telescope

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Don't say that to your cousin.
Also, Milton Jones isn't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Thank heavens
I thought I was the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Daughter's little brother met him on Tuesday and got himself a little soundbite on ITV regional news.
He's smug as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
He told me to pass on his hello to my Nana

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I hope you told him his 'hello' was getting nowhere near your 'nana' until you were married.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)
And that if he was expecting to make 'heyyyy' whilst the sun shined
you'd expect him to go to the clinic first, because you didn't want an 'itchy Cunningham'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
hahahahahahhh

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This sums up my evening perfectly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AGJ4TXTFzA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:31, Reply)
well, you're having more fun than me
Although I am actually drinking actual mead from an actual drinking horn, now I've typed that I don't know if it's cool or massively geeky.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)
this'll be me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpL8XICJrc
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)
After a chilly start to the day it has turned quite humid
/michaelfish

We're watching O Brother Where Art Thou, which knocks other recent Coen entries into a cocked hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I think it's time for a new thread
go on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Done and done

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:09, Reply)

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