I believe in Aliens
But I don't think they've been even close to us

Unrelated, last night we woke up to two guys saying "Shall we hit it? shall we? Look they have bottles over there!" (it's recycling day)We look out the window to see them about to chuck a bottle at our car. We shouted "Get the fuck out of our garden" and one screached something and they both legged it like fucking whippets. Wife thinks they will come back and have another go, I think they're a couple of stupid twats that got caught in the act and will be too scared. What do you think?
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They might, but that is because they are stupid twats.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I think they were aliens.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I believe that you're an alien
and that you've got nothing better to do with your time than putting things up a hillbilly's bottom.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Nah, Ghosts

( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Shit was that your house?
I'll stick to putting cats in bins from now on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)