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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That can't be much fun.She wanks him off, he cries, gets grumpy and doesn't talk to her for days.
Sexy!
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:29,
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I imagine your marriage is mostly comprisedOf some really embarrassing low speed drives to the shops and the constant fear of blood pressure.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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And the evening they fend off suspicious callers who are dressed as bogus gas board officials.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:36,
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Every time the front door bell goesI bet b3th runs to the back to make sure nobody's climbing over the gate.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:40,
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!You're all mean!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:41,
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Don't worry b3thJust make sure you keep your post office saving account book hidden and you'll be fine.
Can I have a Werthers please?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:43,
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Once a week there's some burning newspaper on your doormat that turns out to contain a dog poo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:53,
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I'm not playimg any more.You're all bastards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:59,
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