I heard
that you have to do all the grocery shopping during December because otherwise all the local kids start queueing up next to your husband, giving him lists of presents and telling him how good they've been all year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Stop it now.
hahahahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

explain pls.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

He's implying that my husband looks like Santa.
and that's funny because he's old and he has a white beard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

yeah but you're old, right, Mrs. Claus?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Her maiden name was
Mary Christmas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Oh yeah.
and haggard. Don't forget haggard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I don't actually know how old you are.
Nor do I know what you or your husband look like.
As far as I know, you look like this
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I definitely don't look like him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

B3th does not look like a vapid cretin - you take that back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I imagine
this is what you look like
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Hahahah more like this:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

That's not only a physical resemblance either

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

more like
this

slightly NSFW?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)