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Serious thread!Cruncho's complaining about cheerleading being symptomatic of a misogynistic society. So my question is, at what point does it stop being chauvinism and start being legitimate recognition of physical differences in gender?
Certainly men would be capable of the gymnastics you'd see from cheerleaders, for example, but nobody could possibly be serious in suggesting that mixed football teams would be a good idea.
Don't worry, if this thread ends up being too boring, we'll just go back to making fun of B3th's marriage.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:53,
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'women can do anything men do just as well as they can'Alright then you spastics let's have mixed boxing, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:54,
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*Fears for the safety of Monty*Afternoon Lampy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:55,
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our tae kwondo classes were mixedbut that is more tactics. At higher levels it gets split since boys are genetically more likely to be stronger/quicker. I still suggest you don't fuck with the girl black belts.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:58,
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yeah, the whites are rubbish(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:59,
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My judo classes were mixed.I packed it in when the little girl from down the road whupped my ass three weeks on the trot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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Bobby, give Monty back his login.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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Male pride is a terrible thing.Nearly as bad as getting beaten up by a girl.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17,
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Yeah', and cooking classes are mixed too, doesn't mean they're the same thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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Sorry, that sounded sarcy.What I meant was, they are two different sports.
I'd quite like to see Monty go toe-to-toe with that butch female boxer who was doing the telly stuff for some reason about the AV voting
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:20,
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Well just sit here for a minute on my lap young man and I'll explain it all to you.(
girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:55,
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You sit on mine and I'll empower you by letting you 'dance' on my 'pole'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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I don't understand why there isn't mixed chess tournamentsunless perhaps girls are genetically predisposed to be less nerdy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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Chess was invested by a woman.That's why the queen moves all over the place, and the king can barely be arsed to move a single square.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:57,
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Regarding this mixed football team...I've got a question. Will the ladies be swapping shirts at the end of the game?
Tits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:56,
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Tell you what I REALLY LOVE - female standup comedians.They're really good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:58,
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I like the fat one with the glasses.I always laugh when I look at her.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:00,
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Not in the, ah, films I've seen.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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Surprising. Because you're really into film.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:03,
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Have you seen an el Clasico this season?I put it to you that girls do play football, and at the very highest level.
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Did you see the goings on at River Plate?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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Best AC/DC DVD since Donington I reckon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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I must get a copy of it.I've been meaning to.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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Yeah, we were thinking of doing something similar next time Forest get relegatedBut we'll do it properly. No fatalities? They weren't trying.
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I heardhe said was going to get some 'bugle' in for the weekend but it turned out to be an ear trumpet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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Okay. THEY can all fuck off.You know, them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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Only against DJ!And I wasn't inciting violence. I just meant that we could team up against him. You know, in arguments and things.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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You girls are so out of orderI'm gonna weigh in on his side, because he's hot.
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He's not hot!He has a girly haircut and a big nose.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17,
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Dump her Rootawe can be best friends instead, don't move to Scotland, move to London, me and you can meet up for coffee at lunchtime and talk about all the funny things DJ has got up to.
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Can we meet up for tea instead?And I'll be all "Oh this morning, you'll never guess... he peed in my slippers!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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And I'll throw my head back and laughand spill a bit of tea in my saucer, and then I'll wait until no-ones looking and slurp it out.
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But I've already slurped it for you and I'm chuckling all northern and saying "Waste not want not!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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You'd be more concerned if I *did* think he was hot.I will concede that everybody tells me he is good-looking. I'm only jealous.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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Haha yeah then you'd have to change your name to b3rth(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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I heardthat you're afraid to go on the pier at Weston in case the wheels of his bath chair get stuck between the planks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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Look Beth I'm really sorry to hear you are having troublesand I just want you to know that I am here here for you...
......you know? If you fancy a fuck or owt.
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Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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I heard that you spend most of your weekends blocking the aisles in Sainsbury's.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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I heard that you have to do all the grocery shopping during December because otherwise all the local kids start queueing up next to your husband, giving him lists of presents and telling him how good they've been all year.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:09,
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He's implying that my husband looks like Santa.and that's funny because he's old and he has a white beard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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Her maiden name wasMary Christmas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17,
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Oh yeah.and haggard. Don't forget haggard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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I don't actually know how old you are.Nor do I know what you or your husband look like.
As far as I know, you look like this
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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B3th does not look like a vapid cretin - you take that back.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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Woah, that was supposed to be a joke.Is he rich, or something. Do you occasionally mix his pills up "accidentally"?
You know, because you'd think he'd notice but he can't see that well anymore and it'd be easy to get them confused. Nobody could accuse a grieving, and suddenly filthy rich, widow of foul play, could they?
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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Oh, you're all mean.I'm not playing any more.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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Just be careful, yeah?I know the poolboy, Juan, is always walking around topless and sure, he says he loves you, but are you sure he's not just using you to get to the money?
Man, that'd be an irony, wouldn't it?
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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I just thought, you know, Werther's smoke there's fire...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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I'm not really causing offence am I?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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I'm not in a great mood today, Monty.I think my patience/tolerance are nearing dangerous levels of low.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:41,
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I'm sorry.Neither am I. It's been horrible today and I see no sign of any improvement soon.
Sorry once again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:43,
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Kay.Maybe I should just cock off until I'm a bit happier.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:46,
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Did you know women invented the overarm bowl in cricketCos they were lifting up their skirts doing the official underarm bowl.
Of course cricket is a sport and sport is shit.
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Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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question, do you think cheerleaders are pressured into it? like some form of sporting mafia?and not because they enjoy it?
ya know, since it's 2011, it's impossible for people to continue to do things they enjoy, and it's simply because we're all programmed to think that boys play football and girls are cheerleaders.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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Yes.Cheerleaders are pressured into it by the sporting mafia.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:10,
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I'm not saying individuals shouldn't do itor that they are forced into doing it. I just think the popularity of the respective sports (football and cheerleading) amongst specific genders is a somewhat suspect tradition and a bit weird.
Of course I only really know anything about these things because my friend went through a phase of only watching cheerleader films
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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well it's been going for a century and I don't see it changing anytime soondid your friend watch Fired Up? Fantastic movie, that.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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not sureI saw lots of them, they all looked pretty similar
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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no, there's a "pond scene"where they all get in their underwear and practice toss ups and other stuff that I don't know the names of
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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I remember I thing about jazz hands(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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I remember that onethere was some dude in it called Sparky. I remember because the friend who watched all those films named her kittin after him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:34,
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Fired Up is about these guys that go to cheer camp to basically sleep with the girlsand so while they're there the camp has movie night, and they're watching Bring it On
and all of the cheerleaders are reciting the lines, completely into the movie, it's hilarious
/not all that funny after reading this
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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Cheer camp sounds like quite the worst place on earth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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I think the duck weed might put me off my stroke.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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My university squad is mixed.So that would rule out 'females cheerleading at male sporting events and boy cheerleaders performing at female sporting events'.
They do their thing wherever. It looks like a sport in itself really, like extreme gymnastics. I've made myself lol now!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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Yeah so did I.*goes back to change my 'what do you do for exercise' reply*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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Women are just too darned pretty to be taken seriously(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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Basically, Nakers fancies Susan Boyle.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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Oh man, that'd be awesome.From behind, with both hands clutching hold of tufts of thick, black eyebrows for purchase.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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I bet her anal beard would chafe something awfullike fucking a brillo pad in a vice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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you've seen her arse?!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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When is your child due? Must be next week or two, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:25,
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Seriously Bobby, give Monty his log-in back.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:29,
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I is here innit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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2nd of August, it's the wife's last week at workwhich considering the heat, is a blessing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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it gets hot in the kitchen what with all that baking(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:34,
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She likes baking, but often ends up eating half the cake mixture before it goes in the oven(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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are you sure she's pregnant? it might be a food baby(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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Is she struggling generally or has it been not too bad?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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She been amazing really, it's been very smoothIt's getting tough now, the extra weight and fluid etc is taking it's toll
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:37,
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Most of that fluid's my spunk.She simply refuses not to swallow, the little trooper.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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Jesting asidebest of luck with it all. My experience was pretty fucking weird - I was there for the birth but we were well split up by then. We had a major scare just after the birth but I'll spare you the story 'til such time as it won't give you nightmares.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:42,
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Oooh! Check out Nick Ross with his 'please, don't have nightmares' bollocks ^.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:43,
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Cheers mate, looking forward to meeting the little blighter nowGot nearly all of our stuff, prams and car seats etc, so we are about as ready as one can be...also i'll have three weeks off from work in the summer!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:44,
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I was at a baby shower yesterday, they passed out cards for us to write our advice on them I wrote "don't look at the placenta"
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:46,
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Apparently you don't really feel it...Also tearing is better than cutting as your muscels tear along the muscle fibres, not across them and healing is therefore quicker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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What do you care.It's not like it's you vadge, is it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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Yeah, I know more than any man should about womans vajayjays now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:56,
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"Try not to be embarrassed as all your straining causes you to shit in front of a crowd"(
Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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I say that to all my 'chicks'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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my friend Laura, had her baby in april, her baby tore her a new onelol
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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childbirth is gross(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:53,
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Still working on itnext meeting isn't until September though :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:55,
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it's not so badit's just awkward when the doctor is all "look, here's the head" and all you see is squishy vagina
the placenta is disgusting, the doctor swung it like a lasso and plopped it in a pan and started poking it, I thought I was going to puke
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:56,
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We're not having one, it seems a little crass IMHOI really don't understand everyones fascination with the placenta, it's just a big sloppy scab in the making
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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i think you have to have a placentait's kind of obigatory
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:49,
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Yes - they're not having one, because everyone has one and it's a bit passe.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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It really is, certainly in this country.My friends had one but I boycotted it as I felt that whilst I was going to buy their child a present I didn't want to feel pressured into it. Plus it was their second child and therefore they had most things anyway, the greedy cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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Succinctly put as everi will buy someone a present because I want to, not because it is expected due to the occasion
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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how do you feed your baby then?stuffing fresh veg up her vagoo?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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What sort of thing does one get one's wife for a 30th Birthday gift?I'm a bit stuck for ideas...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:58,
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Plastic surgery for her foo foo(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:00,
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Well the baby could turn up very easily on her Birthdaymaybe I'll claim that as her present
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:02,
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Nah, she won't buy that shit, get her booked in for a kebab trimmingThat'll cheer her right up what with her postnatal depression
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:06,
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I knew i could rely on you Rory old chap(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:07,
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Just one more thing...Columbo's dead. Died last Thursday - did we know this? I didn't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:46,
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Have you started working on your bash playlist yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:47,
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Have I bollocksI'll just shovel a load of tunes from 3 or 4 genres into the crates and make it up as I go along.
I think I'll go chronologically from blues, rock'n'roll, garage, psych, heavy rock, punk rock, funk, acid, hardcore, some early d'n'b and then collapse in a heap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:51,
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Well makes sure you play some Adge Cutler and the Wurzels.Also, what cider does this bar you've chosen sell. Granted, I'm on a self imposed cider ban at the moment. But I get nervous if there isn't a genuine pint of apples close to hand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:54,
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I don't fucking know what flavour tramp juice they sell, sorry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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Well if you go there again.Find out.
I'll bring my own if needs be, I can probably get a box of Old Bristolian from The Apple.
And I'll do the Pepsi Challenge with any of your fancy imported lagers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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You've booked this place, yes?www.designmynight.com/venue/hback/547/Montys-Bar-and-Lounge-information
No food. No outdoor space and no Sky Sports. And now you are 'meh' about the cider the sell.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:08,
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It's about four doors down from the legendary 24-hour Beigel BakeAnd there are probably at least 100 restaurants within a five minute walk. The 'outside space' is Brick Lane itself - and no Pike Sports is fucking right.
*moons*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:13,
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What do they sell at the 24-hour Beigel Bake.And what are the opening hours?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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Sausages and bacon, it's open 11am to 11:45am, just on Tuesdays.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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Well I hope they have outside space and sky sports.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:24,
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Will there be Coldplay?I'm only interested if there's Coldplay.
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Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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Coldplay, flying robots. Yes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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I didn't realise you could get Semisonic on vinyl.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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I was busy on Friday and don't watch the news.If it's not in t'Metro I don't tend to know it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:53,
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You might have been, but Monty was busy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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