It's TD !!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why, yes...
Yes it is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Can you confirm something for me, for some reason I think you're B69, that you flounced out your account, but then I saw B69 posting again so maybe not.
Anyway, if you are, as a man who's about to get a mortgage, how do you get women to pay it for you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Nah man, this is TD, he's cool.
I met him at BGB's and he was lovely. I think I was buzzing my tits off on caffeine and anxiety most of the night so I didn't really get to talk to him, but his eyes sparkle like crystal quartz in an otherwise ordinary rock.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

That's because I wear milk-bottle glasses

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Whassat you say?
confusion in der Gonzo brain...
(the autist formerly known as B69..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

No, I'm not B69
I've met him, I get on with him, we're both from the same part of the world but I'm my very own man, whether you like it or not.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Darn tooting!
You're not me, nor never could, would or even should try to be
;)
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

You're like the Green Cross Code man
I can't be you due to your awesomeness and traffic sense.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Woh' now nelly, hold your horses, I honestly don't mind who is B69 and who isn't B69.
You have every right in the world not to be B69, and so does everyone else, except B69 himself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

He is Spartacus

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I always thought it was b69...
Rather than B69...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

NO!!!!!
I AM B69!
(the autist formerly known as B69..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Yeah, but...
I'M b69!
Original and best, so fuck off!
Imposter.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Bit funny that you turn up when I accuse* someone else of being you.... just sayin'.
* accuse in the "Are you?" rather than "You are !" sense.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Just called in to say yo to my homie TD
If that's ok?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I wouldn't dare stand in your way, I hope you don't mind that I'm not taking a stronger stance on the subject, very sorry to offend.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

No worries dude, that's the problem I find with the typed word.
I have no real way to convey emotion this way.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

No, the problem YOU have with the typed word is...
that you're an alcoholic, autistic wanker.
(the autist formerly known as B69..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Nah', you can still convey emotion though text, in fact, newspapers like the Daily Mail thrive on using it subtally.
But I can see how a misunderstanding could occor.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Nah, I was referring to myself and my own lack of ability to convey emotion therein.
A bit like what him up there just said, I'm autistic and an alcoholic. And probably a wanker too.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Here is a bit of a debate, reminded by you, but not inspired by you.
There is a girl on a facebook group that is an admin. It's a crones related one. She's come up with a lot of stupid things, sometimes dangerous stuff, like...

- Here is a lovely dairy free crones friendly omlette (made using egg/cheese/milk, and to be honest, it looked like a child's first attempt at cooking)
- I'm going to try going Drug Free, what's your experiance in it? ... followed by recomendations to "just try it".
- Countless tells of poo'ing and sick'ing all over herself, in strong detail.
- She and her boyfriend did loads of "I LOVE YOU ALEX" - "I LOVE YOU HANNAH" type messages on it.
- Pictures of her in a bikini, she has a few scars, don't care about that, got them myself, but she has a very unfortunate looking head. Sure, I'm glad she feels free to do that, but it was all "LOOK AT ME".

I once called her up on it, got a shitload of 'likes', when she then went off saying if she gets sick from stress she'll sue me. Then the day later, she said she suffers from autisim and is very sorry.. but she keeps on coming up with this sort of crap.

For the record, I stay there because there are other admins and sometimes good convo from it.

But anyway, to my point, if someone is acting like a dick, is saying "I'm autistic" like it's an appology or complete exclaimation a valid excuse? I'm not saying you're being a dick here, it's nothing to do with you in that respect, it's just that you reminded me of something I've always thought... it's also bought up in my head with the whole UK Hacker people jumping to autism as an excuse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I get what you're saying there Gonz.
Sometimes I notice you referring indirectly to your Crones, you rarely refer to it directly.
My mate Monty had Crones ( he's dead now sadly, I learnt a lot from him. He was like if I could have got on with my own father.), I know how he suffered after his ops and yet he hardly mentioned it.
I'd like to get into this a bit more now bit weeb69 needs her daddy's attention ;)
I love being a dad, it's great!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Oh that's cool, I didn't mean to reffer to my crones as something unusal, to me it's the same as most people consider an occasional headache, in the respect that it's just a part of my life... it was more the using an illness as an excuse to be a prick th
ng.

Fabulous, I don't think I'd like to be a dad at my age, actually, I'd fucking love a family of my own, but I think a dog should come first for me, teach me the responciblities and all that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I hear you're picking up 'the gear' and Piston for this b4sh in October, does that mean I have to gaz you my order well in advance?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Oh man, I remember when my and my friends used to go "pick up", we'd normally meet in a carpark and tap on the door of this guy's car with loud music playing.
And he'd be like "Can I teach you a lesson?" and we'd say "Yeah', history please." and he'd say "Sure thing", because history was an 'henry the 8th' which was an 8th of an ounce. And then we'd hand over the £20 or whatever it was, and he'd give us the baggie.

Nah', only kidding, we knew the bloke, he'd nip 'round verious house parties, it was all quite normal.

I don't like the stuff though, when I was 16 a friend decided he was going to become a drug dealer and tried to get me hooked on super-skunk, he told me it was normal stuff, I was stuck to the chair for 8 hours and kept on repeating getting orange from the fridge over and over and over. My parents came home and I went straight out for the night because I didn't want them to see me like that. Then there was a man on the tube who had a HUGE joint made using a rolled up newspaper, I swear down on all I hold dear that's what I believe happened, but thinking about it, it probably isn't true. Cunt must have laced the stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Sounds like you had a lucky escape there Gonz, what you actually had was a cut deck mixed with goof ball and LBJ
You're lucky to be alive
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

It's OK, I just have a clinical addiction to strong opiats these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Those Little Brown Jobs are often unidentifiable.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Hey hey LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?
All those poor dead kids dead of drugs. Breaks a mother's heart so it does.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

don't talk to him, he still watches saved by the bell

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

He went off traveling around europe living in squatter slums preaching the word of some hippy-god of some kind.
True story, he got my best mate at the time into it too. Typical "I HATE MY PARENTS" bullshit, my 'rents and their 'rents are still good mates, he had the same middle-class upbringing I did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I meant Rory.
worst troll ever.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

He's alright, far from the worst, and far from the best.
I still reckon he's Rathern.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ME TODAY? WHY DO I THINK EVERYONE IS SOMEONE ELSE?
There was this bloke who lived down the road from me who I thought was Berk and he was gonna let me take his dog out for walks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR NI/SS NUMBERS, RIGHT NOW.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Who do you think I am?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

A bummer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

You're you, too many facebook photos and friends to be a troll account.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I think you're Bert, Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

These opiates, fella...
Maybe get your dosage checked?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Oh man, they've made me paranoid, but luckly they've also made me not give a fuck about it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

RIGHTTHAT@SITKRISTINEI@MGAZZINGTHEFUCKINGMODSONYOU

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

HOLY FUCK, WHEN THE HELL DID I BECOME WAY OLDER THAN THE KIDS FROM SAVED BY THE BELL ?!?!?!!?!??!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU IN SBTB!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Why, of course you are.
You always are, aren't you!
Just like you were right about the Netto creosote.
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Lovely, innit?
Cut it with a dash of lime and slug pellets for a simply SPLENDID summer cocktail.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Slug pellets?
Why, Ambassador, with these garden pesticides you are truly spoiling us!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

How many trolls are you going to get?
Who is this one?

Think they'd like a nice slug pellet cocktail?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'm like summer rain on dry grass...
My presence is enough to bring them to the surface.
Oscar Wilde would have been flattered, no?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

McGonigal might have raised an eyebrow
Oscar Wilde would have been flattered by any young buck that gave him the glad-eye, the monstrous bender.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I think McGonigal is alive and well.
That's who the troll is, the literary qualities are on a par, n'est pas?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I'm pleased to maintain a non alignment pact with you
As possibly the second most reviled member of b3ta after Edmund.

Oh, and your bird that paid your mortgage.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:13, Reply)

you're like stale piss on tarmac.
in the summertime.
fuck off you autistic alcoholic wanker.
(the autist formerly known as B69..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)