Quending
Quendor
Quendee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

QUENDER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Quended
"Eulogising the superb footwork displayed in the cha-cha-cha, Revell-Horwood was positively gushing as he espoused praise for the performance. Although elated with the verdict, Darth could feel himself being quended up by the Strictly judge..."
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Was Darth the victim or the perpetrator?
We all know how much he 'loves paella'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I think he'd jumped over an unusually large puddle...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Quendo
A martial art, and also a song title.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Quendo
The art of slapping someone gently, shrieking, then running away, arms flapping wildly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Quenja.
The art of restacking a pile of poofs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

À la Zoidberg?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Zoidberg- the Jewish quender crustacean.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Quendiloquence
n. An overblown, pompous display of quendritude.
Example: 'I'm awarding myself a 10/10 for that one, sweetie' said Martin as he cha-cha-cha'd his penis into the gaping maw of the dock worker
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Quendolence
adj. Stylish laziness, lounging around whilst fabulously dressed.
Example: "I'm loving lying round here in these spats and sequined unitard" said Martin as he lounged back on his chaise longue lazily eating a bunch of grapes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

On the quend
To Happy Shop. To Cruise.

"You coming to the Oasis gig tonight? Nah, I'm gonna go on the quend down Canal Street"
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)