Morning Campers
Right then, with the warrant for Gaddafi’s arrest issued yesterday, who’s your favourite dictator? I bagsy Pol Pot, ‘coz he’s got the funniest name. And ‘coz my little boy likes skulls...

Alt: On the Foxtrot Scale of bendidity, where 0=non-quendy and 10=screamer, who is the campest celebrity you can think of?
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:01, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It would have to be Tony Bliar and his cronies for me!!!!!!1!!!1111!
In reality, probably Hitler. His policies to bring national pride into a country that had none were impressive, as was his meteoric rise to power.

Alt: Graham Norton and Alan Carr, both scoring 25.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Alan Carr - Twatty Man
Not funny at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Idi Amin please Club
Gaddafi's good mate. Killed 500,000 people and declared himself King of Scotland. Monty would like him too

Alt:
There is no middle ground these days. Walsh, Clary et al all score 200 on the Foxtrot scale
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

You mention Idi, I was helping my nephew put on a jumper a few weeks ago
And couldn't help but assist him but by using the classic....

'Left arm in right arm in, Idi Armin!'

He looked more confused than usual.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Awwwww!

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot
Oh, sorry. I thought it said "dick taker"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Cam-Clegglol
Gayest is that gay one off of the Weakest Link.
Gay.
(TheColonel, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

ALRIGHT THECOLONEL?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

As good as one can be in these desperate times.
Yourself?
(TheColonel, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Simon Cowell

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Genghis Khan.
Alt: Tom Cruise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Genghis wasn't too bad.
Although he looked pretty angry when he destroyed that sports shop that one time.

*Air guitars!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Genghis Khan
Because he stuck it, quite royally, to most of the civilised world.

Campest celebrity? Boy George, without a doubt. He rates 200 KiloDarths on the Foxtrot scale.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Alt: Duncan Norvelle

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Fucking hell
Are you like Dr Who Jeff? You have some kind of portal to the 80's open
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Can't stop to chat Sporty.
Duncan wants me to chase him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Morning Jeff!

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*Waves*
Hi ya honey.

How are you today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Still tired.
I'm having real problems sleeping lately. I think I'm over excited.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

This^
Tearful daughter at 2am, 3am and 5am last night = tired cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

So you weren't a dosy cow then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I wish
I sleep like some kind of ninja/dolphin with one eye open or something. Every bloody noise wakes me up. Only thing that stops this is vast quantities of wine and beer, which just means I wake up fucked anyway. PAH! and PAH once more....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It's been warm this week.
That would probably explain why you've been struggling to snooze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Maybe! It probably doesn't help that I still have my winter quilt on the bed.
I really need to get some good kip before the weekend.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Well change your togg rating this evening and get an early night.
You know it makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Will do : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

And maybe have a few glasses of wine to relax you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I had a bottle last night : /

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Good work.
Get another bottle at the ready for this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Haha! nope.
Gym tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Well replace the wine with Powerade or whatever it's called these days.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I just walked past two people discussing Todmorden in the corridor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I thought that Raul was dead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Ooo! Tell them I said hello.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

You live in a place where the name translates roughly to Death Murder?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

And that's why I love it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You should have a murder mystery night.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It was Monty, with the hammer, in the moors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

favourite dictator
Montague St James Peregrine Boyce.

Alt- Martin the Comms Analyst from Norwich.

Kudos for using the word 'quendy'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Quend-y
adj of, or relating to, quendidness...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Quenditude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Quendinal

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

quendicity.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Quendiferous?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Quendaciousness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

n: An act of bold, barefaced quendritude, registering a minimum of four KiloDarths on the Foxtrot Scale.
Example: 'Martin sashayed into the Bronski Beat gig, tangoed onto the stage and pinched Jimmy Somerville on the arse, in a display of almost breathtaking quendaciousness'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I like this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Quendrosity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Quendwise
© George Orwell 1948
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*click*

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Bravo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Quendington
polari for Brighton...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Quending
Quendor
Quendee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

QUENDER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Quended
"Eulogising the superb footwork displayed in the cha-cha-cha, Revell-Horwood was positively gushing as he espoused praise for the performance. Although elated with the verdict, Darth could feel himself being quended up by the Strictly judge..."
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Was Darth the victim or the perpetrator?
We all know how much he 'loves paella'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I think he'd jumped over an unusually large puddle...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Quendo
A martial art, and also a song title.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Quendo
The art of slapping someone gently, shrieking, then running away, arms flapping wildly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Quenja.
The art of restacking a pile of poofs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

À la Zoidberg?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Zoidberg- the Jewish quender crustacean.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Quendiloquence
n. An overblown, pompous display of quendritude.
Example: 'I'm awarding myself a 10/10 for that one, sweetie' said Martin as he cha-cha-cha'd his penis into the gaping maw of the dock worker
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Quendolence
adj. Stylish laziness, lounging around whilst fabulously dressed.
Example: "I'm loving lying round here in these spats and sequined unitard" said Martin as he lounged back on his chaise longue lazily eating a bunch of grapes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

On the quend
To Happy Shop. To Cruise.

"You coming to the Oasis gig tonight? Nah, I'm gonna go on the quend down Canal Street"
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
That coffee is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Alt: Quendin Letts

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Francois Duvalier
Best dictator, I give him bonus points for using Voodoo.

Sandi Toksvig, he is so gay he almost looks like a woman
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Mao.
Crazy fucker.
Alan Carr is the campest celeb.
(888777555, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:37, Reply)