The Grammar Badger
Always seeking for well-constructed sentences.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Usually they're in the 5-7-5 format

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Ok...
The Grammar Badger
Always seeking for well
Constructed sentences.

/Happy now?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

No
Last line has 6 syllables
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Shit, I really need to learn to count.
Plus to the fact I can't really split those words up. I should give up on haikus.

Last attempt

The Grammar Badger
Always constantly seeking
Well-built sentences.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

'Always constantly' sounds shit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I give up.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

As sportscow points out
That is 5-6-6. So, no
I am not happy

The observant ones
will note that my reply is,
in fact, a haiku
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)