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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last night away from home on secondment tonightand the family I stay with have bought me presents. Isn't that nice?
when did you last sup of the milk of human kindness?
alt: what are you up to?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:34,
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latest was 15 years ago)
What did they get you?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:50,
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a book about Dorsetand an engraved Zippo
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:51,
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That wouldn't recommend it to anyone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:14,
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after having a shit few months a lovely b3tan sent me a gift, unexpectedly, and i had a little crybut other than that, people are generally shit
alt: closing up
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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Did they send you some chopped onions?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:09,
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I didn't realise they sold vegetables(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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Joe Dolce and Hannah GabanaWhat was the gift K?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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Well shaddap you face!www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BKcKMS748
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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I can't really think of onethe nearest thing to it was last Friday when my friend got a bit tired and emotional and told me I was a great fellow and gave me a hug. We were over-refreshed and standing in a kebab shop at the time, t'was beautiful.
On the subject of kindness though, how old/infirm would someone have to be before you'd give up your seat for them on a crowded train?
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they would have to show me a doctor's noteproclaiming them to be incapable of standing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:09,
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While I was out having a ciggie at work last weekI was talking to some colleagues about the whole redundancy situation at our place and how crap it was. I mentioned that the offer of voluntary redundancy was too good to turn down since I had nearly 20 years service in. One of them looked me quizzically and asked how old I was, to which I replied "Forty".
"Bloody hell" she said, "I'd have guessed late twenties".
Which was nice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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that is niceshe wasn't an idiot was she?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:30,
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Perfectly sane.Surprisingly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:33,
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*Colemanballs*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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And the pink ball, for those of you watching in black and white, is behind the blue ball.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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I have a whole book of these.I must dip into at again.
I also have a book of Bushisms, which would be funny if it weren't so bloody scary at times.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:49,
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Private Eye still include the Colemanballs Having a nice evening DG?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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I got one published oncebut because my email address is tony_vipros@etc. they made the cheque out to that rather than my real name.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 23:08,
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