"Last stag do I went on"
"no wankers"

Hmmmm. Is that the smell of burning undergarments?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

technically, you have to have something recognisable as a penis to be a wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I really don't remember you being there, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's no fucking wonder I don't bother coming around here much any more.
I'm disppointed, Monty. Even you can do better than "I know you are, but what am I?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I actually can't. Soz. Lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Aw Monty, has she left you? Has it knocked your confidence?
Listen mate, you're pretty shit, we all know that, but you're not this shit. Pull yourself together, man! Call me a bender, or a flid, or a deacon or something. You're less inspired than AA for pity's sake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)