Long thread is long
In honour of Vipros' recent stag weekend, tell us tales of your best or worst lads' or girls' trips away. Extra points for stories that end up in either a cell or a hospital bed.

Alt: What's the best breakfast cereal? I've recently developed a fetish for granola, but have been assured this is 'boring'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, 134 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't like eating cereal for breakfast
I particularly dislike all the sweetened ones.

My stag do was chilled out and didn't involve any trips to cells or hospitals. None of us managed to fall off the cliffs, despite being quite quite drunk.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

My hen do was staggeringly tame
as the range of ages of the guests was from 13 to 65+. We had a night in the local pub, where a dance teacher taught us a two minute routine to pop hits of the day. I learned that I am a total spaz and can't dance for shit.

But there was alcohol, and pic'n'mix on the tables.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I was after a chilled out time with my mates
with booze, smoking, music, food and surfing. They couldn't have got it more right really. Aside from surfing like a complete retard because I was hungover and tired, everything was great.

We had about £300 worth of curry delivered to the campsite on Saturday night. They even brought us plates and cutlery. It was excellent. Really good curry as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Ah mate that sounds spot on.
Last stag do I went on was Tayyab's at 5pm followed by a bar to ourselves. No indignity, no nudity, no wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was a little nervous that some of them would try something, but it was exactly as I hoped.
Even tracked down an old mate we'd not seen in 13 years or something to come along.

The last one you were on sounds good. Much better to do without the forced behaviour and ritual crap.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

"Last stag do I went on"
"no wankers"

Hmmmm. Is that the smell of burning undergarments?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

technically, you have to have something recognisable as a penis to be a wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I really don't remember you being there, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's no fucking wonder I don't bother coming around here much any more.
I'm disppointed, Monty. Even you can do better than "I know you are, but what am I?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I actually can't. Soz. Lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Aw Monty, has she left you? Has it knocked your confidence?
Listen mate, you're pretty shit, we all know that, but you're not this shit. Pull yourself together, man! Call me a bender, or a flid, or a deacon or something. You're less inspired than AA for pity's sake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I had a girl's night out in Manchester once which culminated with me under a table in an Indian restaurant off my tits on E and all my friends showing their breasts to the waiters.
Happy days.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I imagine that's one of the only perks of being an indian waiter
if indeed they were perky.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Indian waiters and their Indian accents.
They said 'tip' not 'tit'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

This wasn't the kind of restaurant where you tip the waiters.
It was fucking dingy and you had to bring your own booze.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

last stag I went on included a wrestling match in the street complete with costumes
and a crowd.

alt: Crunchy nut cornflakes
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I've only ever been to one stag do
We simply went to a few nice pubs in Chester, and had a cracking day where we got pissed, and talked shite. It was great.

Alt: Coco Pops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I've been on four
three of them involved staying in cornwall (two at the same place), surfing and eating curry, the other one was a jaunt to Amsterdam with a bunch of hardened stoners. We stayed on a sailing barge a bit out of town. That was great. I think we also ate curry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I read that as I have been on all fours and my interest pricked up.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

haha
you minx
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Filth!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

My Cousin's stag do in Prague
I had little money after the first night, but my father was also there so he lent me some; to get into a strip club.
It only got worse as upon being asked by a stripper if I wanted a private dance, I explained that it was embarrassing enough to borrow money from my father already, but to request further funds so she could clamber about my person would be too far. All very amicable until she told me that I needed a shower anyway as I stunk.
(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I've never been on a stag do.
Good- and probably only exclusively- girls' trip away was going to Barcelona- seeing the sights, going to the beach, and getting trapped in clubs that wouldn't let you out until you'd bought a 10€ drink. We escaped by stealing the "OUT" tickets they had by the bar. Bad girls :/

I've never been hospitalised by drinking, though I have suffered memory loss, lots of petechiae on my face and around my eyes, and made some catastrophically bad decisions. How I laugh about them. Not really.

Alt: Raisin wheats, eaten without milk. I could eat them forever.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Before I made a snide bukkake comment, I had to go and look up that word.
That sounds like a bad thing to have on your face. And seriously, not being let out of a club? I would have started talking very loudly about the British Embassy.

Good call on the alt, though wheat doesn't like me very much. I never have milk on cereal though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I have sensitive skin, and it's quite pale.
Doesn't hurt, though. The marks, that is. Vomiting is highly unpleasant.

It's one of the few cereals that is better dry. Muesli is another one. I hate soggy muesli.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I used to love Raisin Bran, that stuff was magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

When they first brought out Oatibix minis
there was a chocolate & raisin one. That was awesome. Then they stopped making it.
Wow, I know all the best stories.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

My friend used to include the mini weetabix with chocolate in his breakfast smoothies
It tasted far better than I am willing to admit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

that sounds like a good idea
I might give that a go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'm not a nights out person, usually.
But when I do go out, they usually end up being very weird. Like a Scottish female friend of mine dragging me and several friends into a lapdance club and paying for private dances for each of us, including her boyfriend. Poor lad was so confused.

Oh, and the best cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:48, Reply)

*Cinnamon Toast Crunch fives*
When they changed the name to Cinnamon Grahams it was the end of an era.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Finally
At least there are some hallmarks of civilisation here!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

There was once a time,
a golden, crunchy, cinnamon-y, time, when I would eagerly get up early to enjoy a bowl before work. I blame that name change for all that has gone wrong in my slovenly, apathetic life.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Cereal is WRONG. I hate it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Evening you.
How's the New World?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

The New World? You mean the world that's 13 hours in the future?
It's okay. I'm in bed. It's cosy. How're you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Trying to get off the internet and do some work.
It's not really working so well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

hmmmm. Procrastination is the way to go though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm not sure why people are Frosties towards cereal
They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

*Low fives*

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

It was a bit shit.
Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I bet you don't like Tim Tams either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

God I love Tim Tams.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

They sound similar to Penguins.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yes, but the biscuit's shorter and more open in texture,
hence the feasibility of the "Tim Tam Slam".
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Ahh, I mentioned doing that recently...
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1250633#post1250714
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Is that like a Wigwam bam?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Top reply to this:
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=banus

Hideous.

Alt: cereal = meh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

What sneakers were they?

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I bet they were really cool

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Oh man they REALLY WERE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Did they have those little LEDs in that flash when you walk?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Did they have clear plastic air bubbles that John popped with his fountain pen?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Did they have laces that do up by pulling them appart and letting go?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

old school Adidas
I'm more concerned by the £300 bracelet. What a fucking bender.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Proper old skool Adidas superstars (with the football boot style tongue)
dark red on white. I loved those shoes, man....

*cries uncontrollably*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

For breakfast, I go Vipros.
Recent stag weekends included Riga and Warsaw. Both of them are ex-communist concrete hellholes, except Riga's been restored in part and has some very, very nice areas. The women in both countries were spectacular.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

The only complaints I have about these places, actually.
Is that they were organised "Stag experience weekends" with quads and so on. I'm British, I don't need to pay for advice on how I should get drunk.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

By the end of my stag do I had no armpit hair, massive paddle bruises on my arse, the number of a gay man
who told me I should take it in case "I changed my mind" and I was wearing a mankini with brogues...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Did you "take it"?

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

It's only gay if you push back...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Waxed armpits sting a bit, don't they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah...
I had no idea that what the girls were doing either until they ripped them off...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Oof, not good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Tell me about it, one moment I'm on a bar with beatifil women dancing around me, think Coyote Ugly
rather than strip joint, then I feel a nice warm sensation on my armpits then, RRRRRRRRRIP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

My stag in Prague
Still the best weekend away I've ever had.
Started with pints of Guinness at 6.30am in Birmingham airport, then Champagne on arrival at Prague airport. Having found a head-shop that was prepared to sell us some weed, we continued to drink through the rest of Friday, ending up in a bar that had live music and an upstairs seating area overlooking the room, with its own bar with a friendly Australian barman, that was just big enough for the 10 of to sit in. This 20hrs+ of drinking set the pace for the weekend.

Saturday afternoon was spent drinking beer chased down with a local digestif in various cellars around Prague. That night we went for a curry; had cocktails & live music in a jazz club; visited the obligatory strip club (despite a couple of conscientious objectors in the group) where I experienced my first and only lapdance (an unsurprisingly unerotic experience); ending the night in the casino at the basement of our hotel (the rather nice 5* Prague Hilton, which we got at a bargain rate from a mate's girlfriend who worked for Hilton).

Sunday found us drinking cocktails all day until our flight home late that evening, where the lovely Czech Airlines stewardesses plied us with booze all the way back home.
I'd get married again just to experience that all again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Sounds quite lovely.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

It really was
And nobody tried to stitch me up will silly costumes/games/usual stag idiocy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

A stag do shouldn't be lovely
It should be hedonistic and debauched
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I would prefer my marriage to be like that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'll high five to that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I think hedonism and debauchery are lovely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I would like to read about the stage weekend of the guy on Jerry Springer who married a horse. ..

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Actor, was he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

They didn't have a stag weekend, the horse was quite reculsive.
Well, he was a shire-horse.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

(H)oof!

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

They probably went to Shetland the massive perverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Is this good news or not?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13957587

Good. You can get stabby with people.
Bad. I'd imagine that most burglars will now be tooled up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Do you wanna come over for a "cup of tea"?
I've left the back window open for you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

When I was younger someone climbed through our living room window
and rather than stab him my mum spoke to him and it turned out that he was staying at his mates house next door, had come home late and found himself locked out and had gone round the back and climbed through the wrong window. We took him next door and all was well. I told a Merkin friend who simply said "He'd be dead here, I'd have shot him"
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

whatever force necessary is giving people a dickload of leeway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It's typical Tory pandering to the retarded electorate.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I think it's fair enough
if someone comes in my house I'm going to set about them with a cutlass and a crowbar and it's nice to know that I can.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Get ready to TL:DR
We had been on a night out and were slightly drunk and my best man and I were walking home proudly protecting three young ladies in our group from all the dangerous murderers and rapists. My best man offered a couple of guys across the street a chip and when they accepted said "No they're mine!" and laughed. The two guys followed us up the road yelling and shouting. We were still half a mile from home but very close to my mums place so I thought we would nip in to mums house, wait for them to bugger off and then go home. In we pop, keeping very quiet so as to not wake my dear mother and the two guys stand outside. Suddenly there's this almighty crash and I run to the front door to see it has been kicked so hard that the door still attached to the frame is half in a half out of the house wedged in by the top right and bottom left of the frame. The deadlocks and hinges had held but the entire frame hadn't. I tried to get out of the house to give chase but the door was jammed shut so I called the police and explained to my now awake mother what had happened. The police arrived and said "We saw it on CCTV we've arrested them but we've arrested your mate too" We then noticed my best man was missing. When I was trying to get the door open he had gone to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and climbed out of the window and chased them. When the police found them he had one up against a wall with the knife pointed at him. The policeman was very nice and said he would do what he could, the next morning he was released with a caution for carrying an offensive weapon in public, we were thankful, it could have been a lot worse. The door cost £800 to fix and the scrotes were only fined £300 each. Still insurance paid up. 6 months later my mum received a package in the post, the contents, one small kitchen devil knife returned by the police.

Alt. Weetabix
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

So you went to your mums house on your stag doo? Wow. Just.... wow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

No, wasn't my stag doo
The guy was my best man though, this happened after I got married
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

At least he didn't take the oven glove

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

True
We need it to take hot things out of the oven
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

i thought you filled it with mince and wanked into it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

ewwwwww

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Where do you think steak tartar comes from?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

France?
Also: *boaks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Belgium
steak tartar is magnificent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Fact

( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Fact indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Long story short.
You went on your a stag weekend out one evening and at the end of the night, you went back to your mums place and watched as she had her back doors smashed in.

Yes, I know you said front door, but back doors are far more amusing

Edited for accuracy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Nope, it wasn't my stag doo
I said night out and mentioned he was my best man. You're right about the rest though
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

*best summarisation ever*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It wasn't any stag do
It was just a night out.
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Any closer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Nope
went on out one evening?
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Shit times
my best friend here at work made a massive balls up recently in losing some confidential documents; now she has an initial meeting with Hr about it.

it's the initial that worries me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

If the initial is P, and it's followed by 45, I'd worry

filippant reply is flippant.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

*flips bird*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Is your company largely okay?
The last bunch I worked for were absolute cunts, and would go postal over every petty little thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

But you worked for Royal Mail.
Going 'postal' is their busines.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You really are a terrible cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

*hurt*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

No they are great, we are in the top 100 medium sized companies to work for
but I don't know quite how sensitive the document was so it's hard to tell. We deal with a lot of data so secruity is paramount...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

we were in that once
not any more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I've been here thre years and we've moved from top 40, to top 50, to top 100 just...
I blame NuLabour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I also blame them.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Mine are in the top 3 'God-awful cunts no-one in their right mind would ever work for' list.
I've been here 16 years.

I've been here since Lusty was 9.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:06, Reply)

You FAAAACKIN' NONCE!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

*cheers up*
HI AL!!!

Are you going to that High Voltage Festival?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

No. No I'm FAAAAAAACKIN' not you nonce.
I'm going to be in Newcastle watching Iron Maiden.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I'm not either, as I am going to a FACKIN' WEDDIN' MATE.
There are some good acts on.

And Judas Priest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yes there are, it's a shame I'm not around.
It's actually JPs last ever UK show, I think, but having seen them 3 times before I don't actually rate them particularly as a live act.


An yes, I realise you don't rate them as any kind of act. But I do. So fuck you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I rate them very highly as a 'Rocky Horror Gaylord Outfit Band'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Well at least up there everone will understand your STRONG GEORDIE ACCENT, LIKE.
Not like doon here, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Exactly
I will finally feel like I'm fitting in.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

That's nothing to cry about
it's a achievement.

*salutes*
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What is it you do exactly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm a rabbi.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oi vey!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

'm a test rampant +ts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

*applauds*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Convaluted, but funny.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

thinking about it I could have streamlined it a bit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

It's true. I test them on your missus' gaping anus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I suppose any hole seems gaping to your micro-penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Don't we all Monty, don't we all.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Coco Pops, and Choccy Milk.
Total chav feed.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)