Mine are in the top 3 'God-awful cunts no-one in their right mind would ever work for' list.
I've been here 16 years.

I've been here since Lusty was 9.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You FAAAACKIN' NONCE!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

*cheers up*
HI AL!!!

Are you going to that High Voltage Festival?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

No. No I'm FAAAAAAACKIN' not you nonce.
I'm going to be in Newcastle watching Iron Maiden.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I'm not either, as I am going to a FACKIN' WEDDIN' MATE.
There are some good acts on.

And Judas Priest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yes there are, it's a shame I'm not around.
It's actually JPs last ever UK show, I think, but having seen them 3 times before I don't actually rate them particularly as a live act.


An yes, I realise you don't rate them as any kind of act. But I do. So fuck you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I rate them very highly as a 'Rocky Horror Gaylord Outfit Band'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Well at least up there everone will understand your STRONG GEORDIE ACCENT, LIKE.
Not like doon here, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Exactly
I will finally feel like I'm fitting in.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

That's nothing to cry about
it's a achievement.

*salutes*
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What is it you do exactly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm a rabbi.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oi vey!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, Reply)

'm a test rampant +ts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

*applauds*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Convaluted, but funny.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

thinking about it I could have streamlined it a bit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

It's true. I test them on your missus' gaping anus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I suppose any hole seems gaping to your micro-penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Don't we all Monty, don't we all.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)