damn you!
where's my mace?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ugh
have you ever had that shit in your eyes?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

no, you? I havehad a lemon squeezed into my eye, and did a shot of vodka on my eyeball
I can't remember if it hurt or not I was so drunk.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

sounds smart
yes I have! My mate heather was in the army, and a lesbian, and oh so tough so she told me to fucking mace her
and I tried but it was a stream line, not a mist, so it ended up hitting her forehead and she smeared it off and it got in her eyes and she ran up to me and wiped it in mine and she collapsed on the floor and had a panic attack
we were drunk
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I've had a mace in my face
but not mace
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

wot

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

uh
I've been hit in the face with a mace. a larp one, mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)