Fuck your honda civic, I'm going swimming after work.
My roommates being a dick, I asked if she was mad at me and she said "I haven't seen you, you get home, take Echo and you leave but I'm not mad about anything"
Just to prove her point, I'm going to go home, take echo and leave.

What points are you proving lately?

and an alt for you quenders: tell me about your swimsuit.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:58, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what does that mean?
take echo?
( zulu eh?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

oh, that's my dog

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

aah
well nothing wrong with that
( zulu eh?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)

It is when she 'takes' him with a strap on dildo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I'm going to take YOU with a strap on in a minute

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Kinky bugger.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I didn't think so either.
I could say "oh, well, I was there every day for two weeks, and only wasn't there monday and tuesday, but yeah, you totally haven't seen me. Maybe you should stop drinking so much."
But that wouldn't be good.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Old faithful is Aloha bordies, red and white
New ones are animal and blue with flowers up the side.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

so you go for the classic trunk, not a fan of the nut huggers?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

bordies really.
Speedos for peados!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I have a blue swimming costume with light blue bits
and a non wired boob support.

I'm pretty sure I look terrible in it, but I like swimming

I hope swimming makes you feel better today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I bought new goggles today. Why I like looking at the bottom of the pool so much I don't know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

i never wear them
but I spend a lot of time swimming underwater
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

It makes me eyes sting like a bitch.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

my eyes are more hardcore than yours
YES!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

damn you!
where's my mace?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

ugh
have you ever had that shit in your eyes?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

no, you? I havehad a lemon squeezed into my eye, and did a shot of vodka on my eyeball
I can't remember if it hurt or not I was so drunk.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

sounds smart
yes I have! My mate heather was in the army, and a lesbian, and oh so tough so she told me to fucking mace her
and I tried but it was a stream line, not a mist, so it ended up hitting her forehead and she smeared it off and it got in her eyes and she ran up to me and wiped it in mine and she collapsed on the floor and had a panic attack
we were drunk
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I've had a mace in my face
but not mace
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

wot

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

uh
I've been hit in the face with a mace. a larp one, mind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

It would be more fun if I had someone to go with.
But when I was in there playing with the kids the other day it was like I could do whatever the hell I wanted, jumping in, flipping, etc not like the public pools where there's swarms of mouth breathers and you can't really do much

I probably won't go thought since my WIFE is having a hard time with me doing things without her
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

woohoo! got a date - going to longleat!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

with a lion?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

nah a joanna.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

are you hoping to get up to some
monkey business?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

ha monkeys, nuts, balls, sex, ha!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Is she a Doris?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

she has all the right girl bits in all the right places.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Nice one!
When's this then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

next week.
I will keep you updated of course.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Where did you find this little betty then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Uni, she is doing an English degree.
Which is nuts cause she's Welsh!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

That's crazy shit!
She got a welsh accent or is she posh?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Not posh, just incredibly cute and funny.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Make sure you hit the right notes
(cockney rhyming slang lols)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I have one like this:
www.unique-vintage.com/esther-williams-vintage-swimsuit-style-polka-bikini-p-2755.html?osCsid=035ff1377265ca8bd0468faf6c92e96d

But I want this:
www.ozresort.com.au/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_8_21&products_id=2264&zenid=qrcokuob4rcm89afttkoo7to50
It costs too mucho :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

pretty
I wanted one with a little skirt on, but really I need one that reaches my ankles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Skirts ride/blow up
but longline legs cover up all the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Longline legs?
long trousers with a swimsuit? I could go with those, as long as they aren't close fitting. I need big clown trousers or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

No, I mean lil' shorts legs.
But they cover as long as a skirt, and they stay put.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I suspect whatever I wear
for swimwear will look ridiculous.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

the blonde model is rather attractive.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I would wipe the floor with her, the fat cow.
Totaljklolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I would pay to watch that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'd throw her round like a flooer clorth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Wedding present!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Is this when I marry you on the beach or dj inScotland?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

him
if I'm buying you a swimsuit it's going to look like dental floss
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

And I'll look like swiss cheese on the cutter!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Were I thinner, I would be on this like a flash
www.retrodress.com/ew158.html

I like swimdresses.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

We like same ting

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I think I found Esther Williams through you but I'm not sure
I'm not sure there's a photo of me in my swimdress where I don't look like a whale. Will have a look.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Possibly
I've been mooning after those swimsuits for donkeys
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)

donkeys look silly in bikinis

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

That's donkeyist

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

now I can't get the prhase
donkey raping shit-eater out of my head
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

don't kick the baby

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I don't actually have a bathing suit, I wear the bottoms and a tube top
but I quite like the style that's sleeveless with the fabric cut out of the sides
I'd never be able to wear it, but I like it
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

wait that's crazy
you can go swimming in a not swimming costume. madness.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Mine are grey, except round the gusset area

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)

yellow?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:11, Reply)

It's all character building, but I had this case of spattery diarrohea down the swimming baths, and they just never seemed to recover from the whole unfortunate incident
No amount of 'vanish' stain remover will budge the heavier stainage.

Still it's all about the two tone this season
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I don't own a swimming costume,
As a result, i've been banned from both Margate and Camber Sands.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)