Oooh, you're a hard one.
The moniker "Duchess" is ironic, as I use the Duke part. Maccy Ds? I've never been insulted so much in my life, it was Asda's Caff actually.
And, if you read it right, I'm going into the actual BANK later.
So you, sir, are a terrible cunt.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just checked your posts.
Avid contributor, aren't we?
Surprised you could string 2 sentences together.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:11, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:12, Reply)

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( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:15, Reply)

Oooooh, so _thats_ what you mena by Duchess, I couldn't work it out before.
Oh Duke, you don't need to plan what swearwords you're going to use, let it come naturally, if you're thinking "Fuckwit, fuckwit, fuckwit, must use the word fuckwit" and instead you call them "Gosh Darn Rotten Apple", then you'd walk away feeling gutted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:11, Reply)

Crumbs I'm in for it now it's the ACTUAL ALARM!!!!1111!!!!!!!
Your sad tale doesn't specify that you'll be frequenting your branch in person. I feel sorry for the bint on the customer services desk having to put up with a piss stained nonce shouting the odds over an inconsequential matter and DEMANDING COMPENSATION OF FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS. They don't give a fuck about the likes of you, and really wish that you'd fuck off and take your shitty custom elsewhere. At best you'll get a Barclays saving Hippo, or whatever it is they give children for their first savers account.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:17, Reply)

"Barclays, the bank run by cunts, for cunts like you."
Should I suggest this to their branding department
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Let's run with it!
I've had a couple of accounts with them for over ten years and have never had any gyp. I'm more than happy to lend myself to any of their promotional activities.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I've had my accounts with them for years, and I get what I expect.
I'd rather they were hard nosed bastards, than flower giving softies.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)