Supposedly, on another night, I'd been giving him funny looks
But because I was pissed, he'd let me off, but if I ever did it again, etc etc. He was taking offence at everything I was saying, just acting like a right cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Once upon a time
I had had reconstructive surgery on my leg, was in a full leg cast and on crutches and a guy was kicking off because I apparently said something to his mum a few week previously, which was bollocks. I tried to talk my way out of it but in the end said "Ok, if you really want to beat up a cripple lets go outside" we went outside and I stood there he said "Come on then" I pointed out that I couldn't punch him or kick him without falling over so he would have to do the fighting himself, he threw a punch which missed because his best mate tackled him and told him to stop being a fucking twat. The tackle broke the guys collar bone. *edit* my then girlfriend recorded it but the lens cap was on so its audio only but is still funny to listen to.
( Peej, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Delicious karma

(McChinaman banned, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)