Oh that sucks.
Your bedroom mishap, was that more or less embarrassing than, for example, your fellow pulling out to change position and accidentally jizzing in your hair?*

*I totally haven't done this.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She said "made me feel very inadequate and stupid"
Which makes me think she thought 'blow job' was literal, and inflated his foreskin like a balloon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

that's no how it works?
I mean HAHAHA, that would be stupid!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

No
me mistakenly thinking he'd come and stopping doing what I was doing, and then having a massive flounce/strop and embarrassing myself further when I realised he hadn't. I have no confidence in my ability to do sexy things, and worse, little confidence in his ability not to judge me for being rubbish*

*NB, I'm probably being massively paranoid and unfair here.
(berk, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Might I say that I think
you're being massively paranoid and unfair here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

i want to know what she was doing.
Like was it that thing, y'know...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)