Fucking nothing, twat-bucket.
Alt: bourbons. They're fucking rank. Now, Party Rings, that's where it's at. Word.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

B3th, today I was in the fishmongers ordering Lobster when they said "We only have one cooked for now, can you come back for the rest?"
And I picked out the lobster AND IT WAS STILL ALIVE. I was going to buy them alive and boil them myself but they advised me against it, and I think they were right on account of me not wanting to cause pain and suffering to a poor animal, or even worst, end up waterlogged.

I'm going to cook so many amazing things, the poshest meal I've ever had, I think. But it'll be soo good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

As long as you look after Blousie.
If I hear she hasn't had the Best Meal Ever, I will have words with you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Ahh... but if Blousie does report that she has had the best meal ever, then you'll have to eat your words.
And the words you eat will be YOUR best ever meal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Oh believe me, she'll get it, she'll get it so good that she won't ever get it as good again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)