Hahaa!
Sunderland have just annouced the signing of "Deacon"

I am more pleased by this than I should be

EDIT:
/offtopic is slow this afternoon. What the fuck are people doing working on a Friday afternoon?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:41, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They're not working, all the cool cunts are travelling to London to get food poisoning from gonz and alcohol poisoning from beer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Ahh, OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They've probably taken the afternoon off.
And consequently have better things to do with their time than talk to the likes of us.

We could start off a sub-thread.

Did you see Susannah this morning? Jesus she's hot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I did not, no
I was subjected to Thomas the Tank Engine, who isn't quite as cheeky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I'm being bitched out by my boss, he's being a prick.
He wasn't here for two days and some shit didn't get done and so OF COURSE it's my fault.
Save me some time and just imagine a slew of cuss words here.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Did you manage to trim your hedge in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I got a part of it done, but I need a chainsaw to really get it done.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Desperate Dan lolz

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

*doesn't get it*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

A kebab knife might help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

you're all twats

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Am I bovvered?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Is this a euphemism Jeffrey?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

It's whatever you want it to be Rev!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

That'll cost Sunderland a fortune in replacement football boots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)