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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fuck your fancy dress parties
I went to a tumor release party last night

Oh yeah. Sure did.
I think I'm dying. Please send help.

alt: Plans for the weekend? It's independence day on monday so I have the day off. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:07, 143 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
what on earth is a tumour release party?
alt - I've got a medical at 11 tomorrow so had better stay off the heavy pop tonight. Then pimms, gin and men's singles on sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
What is men's singles?
Tumor release would be that she had a tumor, then had it cut out, and now she can drink. And so we did.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
So basically like she's had a baby
But without a crying, mewling thing to take care of in the aftermath?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I think she's keeping it in a jar.
Not certain though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
that's good news
although I don't understand why cancer would prevent you from drinking in any way, but still, cheers.

Mens singles - tennis. Wimbledon.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
It wasn't cancer.
She had an operation, so she couldn't drink on pain meds.
Doofus.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
she needed to man the fuck up then ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
tee hee! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
you are getting drunk and then going cottaging?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Yes. Yes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Alt
Plans for the weekend include meeting up with some B3tans at the bash and hoping they will be gentle with me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Where did you come from?
I only remember you from the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Well, I posted a bit a while ago
Then I went quiet for a while cos life was shit and I didn't feel like talking to people, even on the internet and then I got chatty again and Blousie promised to hold my hand at the Bash and not let the big boys pick on my so I thought I'd come along.

You might possibly remember me as niai69, but more likely not.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
haha
There's a bash.
I might turn up and be mean to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your fragile internet-validated self-esteem in!"
Not by the hairs on my normal-sized chin.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This insult works on the premise that my chin is not normal sized
I think you might be very disapointed if you ever met me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
AIDS?
Alt: Fuck all tonight, tomorrow buy stuff for camping next weekend, then fuck all Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
why not go camping on sunday then?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
It's all for a festival next weekend, repacking it would just be irritating
Buy cheap tent, leave at festival, taken for charity = win.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
BASH
then Pulp on Sunday, then hungover and broken train journey home on Monday, when I shall watch the tennis highlights.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I am also seeing Pulp. Mega excited.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
It's going to be incredible
they've been really well reviewed for all of their comeback gigs.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Haven't seen any of the comeback gigs...
But they are an excellent live band.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
They will be brilliant, because they always are.
*slightly jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I was too young to see them live during the Britpop era
they were one of the few bands I always massively resented that I'd never get to see, because I never thought they'd reform. But I WILL, and I'm so fucking excited.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
When they replaced the Stone Roses at Glastonbury in 95
that was fucking incredible. Pretty much only he would have the balls, fronting an only slightly known (by the mainstream, anyway) band, to saunter on stage, take the piss out of the band they were replacing (and, let's not forget, who half the crowd had come specifically to see re-formed) and then just play the god of all live sets.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Yeah, they had that on iplayer the other day
out of this world.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
there aren't many things from my past I wish I could go back and see again and again
but that's one of them.

Oh, and can you tell Rswipe that she's a terrible materially-obssesed capitalist, please? I wouldn't want her to feel that I'd forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Also Finsbury park in 1999 was excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I absolutely skint so won't be drinking, which is a massive downer.
But I suppose that's alright cos I'm all sorted out for E's and whizz anyway.

See what I did there?!?!?!?!?!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Nice one, geezer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is as far as the conversation will go.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I'm going to the bash too !
Perhaps maybe, possibly, nah', this is silly, you wouldn't.... ok, I'll put this out there. Perhaps we could have a drink together !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
D'you know Gonz, I'd like that
I shall see you there.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Fabulous !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Big bbq tomorrow, the new housemates want a housewarming.
Any excuse for a booze up. Sunday will be devoted to recovery, and on Monday... fuck all, because I'm English.

It's not like we actually wanted the poxy colonies anyway.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Managed to convince anyone to go to the abattoir?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Well of course you're not doing anything on monday.
I'm just rubbing in the fact that I don't have to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Nowt tonight. Watching the boxing tomorrow. Pulp Sunday.
My immediate plans, however, involve me running round the house in my pants gloating over my 117th minute goal to beat my brother on Fifa just now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Alt: Gig tonight.
Gig tomorrow. Bash afterward.
And gig on Sunday.

I'm already knackered from rehearsals on Wednesday and a gig last night.
I'm not going to have any fingertips left by Monday morning.
(And possibly not a liver if the stout's on at the Louise tomorrow.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Ah, I saw that on the calendar
for tonight, but there's no way I can make it down that early. But you're gigging tomorrow too? What time?
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Yeah, kind of my own fault for putting it up so late.
I'm playing with another group tomorrow in Queen's Square (near Russell Square); we're on at 4.

(and for some reason I've agreed to bring two amps, as well as my bass...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Tonight - record night at a friend's house
Tomorrow - Coventry's almostworthgoingtoasitisfree* Godiva Festival.
*Not that worth going to
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I went to that last year
it was alright actually.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
The line up is not great
But it is a good excuse to get drunk in the park
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Working tomorrow, probably some of Sunday too
Then seeing some friends Sunday afternoon/evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Lame bash non-attendance is lame.

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
And lame double-posting?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
lame.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Don't know what you're talking about
also, it's spelt 'double'.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
That was possibly the slowest ninja-edit ever :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nK8DoV8FJE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I'm watching the tennis
and it's eating all my bandwidth and making here run reeeeally slow.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Ahh
Reckon Tsonga can do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Oooo, I do hope so.

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Don't know what you're talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Just booked a few days next month.
www.larosa.co.uk/about.html
Looking forward to this a lot, we've got the 'Catholic'-themed caravan, third one along in the gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
That looks cool
My cousin is currently trying to buy a caravan park. I suspect gyppo tendencies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I donno why that link is purple for me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Fuck yeah!
My mate just randomly turned up in the pub at lunchtime. This doesn't sound too odd but he lives in Zurich! Woop woop!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
so it's probably not random then either

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
It was certainly unexpected

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
MY EYE WILL NOT STOP TWITCHING
WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOO?????????????????!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Put your finger on the lid, close it and try not to blink for a while.
It should calm down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
i can't see out of the other eye
this is horrible

but thank you for the suggestion, sir cow
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I quite often get "eye-twitch"
and that works for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Drink more fluids, increase your potassium intake, get more sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It doesn't normally twitch, just this morning, and I do need sleep but that will have to wait.
Ta, NOEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Isn't it decrease your potassium intake
if you're getting muscle twitches?
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Decrease your potassium intake
if you don't want to explode like a seagull
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
BOOM SCIENCE
www.nutritionalsupplementscenter.com/info/Minerals/potassiumdeficiency.html
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
My friend actually designs supplements for Boots and the like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I wish they did actually make you more supple.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
This would be a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
If you are going to BOOM me with science
then you should at least know that the condition is called hyperkalaemia and that muscle twitches are a symptom of disturbed, as opposed to elevated potassium levels.

So ner.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
The important thing is that Kristine does not explode

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Hyperkalemia is too much potassium, I said increase from low, not decrease from high.
Am I missing the point here?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Yes.
We're both right: both low and high potassium can cause muscle twitches.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
the good news is that it stopped
HURRAH
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
So ner.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I shall consider myself nerred forthwith.

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
There's only one sure-fire solution to this situation
Emergency Bukkake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Hahaa!
Sunderland have just annouced the signing of "Deacon"

I am more pleased by this than I should be

EDIT:
/offtopic is slow this afternoon. What the fuck are people doing working on a Friday afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
They're not working, all the cool cunts are travelling to London to get food poisoning from gonz and alcohol poisoning from beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Ahh, OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
They've probably taken the afternoon off.
And consequently have better things to do with their time than talk to the likes of us.

We could start off a sub-thread.

Did you see Susannah this morning? Jesus she's hot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I did not, no
I was subjected to Thomas the Tank Engine, who isn't quite as cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I'm being bitched out by my boss, he's being a prick.
He wasn't here for two days and some shit didn't get done and so OF COURSE it's my fault.
Save me some time and just imagine a slew of cuss words here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Did you manage to trim your hedge in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I got a part of it done, but I need a chainsaw to really get it done.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Desperate Dan lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*doesn't get it*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
A kebab knife might help.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
you're all twats

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Am I bovvered?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Is this a euphemism Jeffrey?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
It's whatever you want it to be Rev!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
That'll cost Sunderland a fortune in replacement football boots.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I just spent a lot of money on clothes :(
I've also finally got a job. And because I want to be good I won't be on here so much, though I've been neglecting you all for a while anyway. Sorry, darlings.

Alt: Friend's 21st tonight, zoom down tomorrow, look around my NEW SHINY FLAT, bashlolz, sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Turn that frown upside-down lady, clothes shopping is supposed to make you SHINE LIKE THE SUN.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I knowwww, and they're pretty, but still.
I spent more than I was planning and had a nasty shock at the register.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Loose wire?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Bzzt.
Are you coming tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Nooooo :(
Distinct lack of tangible spare cash for overnight trips to London and back, saving like mad for Australia. Almost got enough for my ticket now, passport in the post, daughter taken care of... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Oooh! Exciting!
When are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
End of October for (hopefully) five weeks!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
OH MAY DAYZ, TONIGHTS DINNER PARTY WILL BE AWESOME !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Thanks for the invite.
*wobbles from the room crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Don't worry, I didn't get one either.
We'll have our own party for uninvited losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
but we'll be invited to our party so we're techinically not losers
*secret handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
My darling, if you were here and could make it, you'd get _full_ board, if you know what I mean ,)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
does it mean I get to sleep in your bed and you take the couch?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

you
couch boaby
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I hope you'll be posting pictures of the feast you're preparing for your chosen guests.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
This
I wasn't invited either, and I bloody love seafood as well :(
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Aw Man, next time !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And that's a promise !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Winner!
I can bring a dessert or something, if you like?
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
That'll be fantastic, I hear you're quite handy with creamed butter.
This is what I'm doing tonight: b3ta.com/talk/7232081

And I've set the dinning room table and EVERYTHING, first time I've used it. I can't wait to move into my new joint which'll have a proper dinning table with real room for it, and I'll be able to do more dinner parties and maybe even go on CDWM maybe !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Also, try scallops on wilted spinach and mushrooms.
Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Mushrooms are evil.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Button
it
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
OY
ster
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
nonsense
you are talking shiitake
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Fuck off am I.
What can be right about something that is kept in the dark and fed on shite?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
we all think you're alright though you do the same

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Sit in the dark and eat shit?
Do I heck as like. I sit in a brightly-lit room and live off noodles.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
same difference

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
You
Puffball
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
or with black pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Managed to shift your spare Pulp ticket yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Yups
Beckyjsx has kindly offered to take it off my hands, and she, Al and I and some others are going to have a lovely day getting hammered and dancing like knobbers, I hope.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Call me during 'Do you remember the first time' - Then I can have a listen! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Will do!

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Will do =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
So have you writen out menu?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
See above, I'm not writing it out though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Where am I looking?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
here:
b3ta.com/talk/7232081 It makes me hungry and I'm not ever into seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Wow. That sounds fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
This hangover is affecting my judgement.
I was just watching a video for Wheel in the Sky by Journey and thought "Yeah, I could date a guy with long hair"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
also, steve perry looks like a girl
he really needed a moustache back then
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

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