A jam-gauntlet!
Design one and pitch it on Dragons' Den! You'll make millions.

What flavour jam am I missing out on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

at first I thought a jam gauntlet was
like a dangerous jam maze
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

That would also be brilliant.
Although I'm not sure how a jam maze would work exactly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Haha, running the jam gauntlet?
you'd need waders or something.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

pff!
"running the jam gauntlet" now it sounds rude
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Period sex, bleurgh :(

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I thought blood sports had been banned?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

One could simply wear an oven glove...
or sellotape a dishcloth to ones arm or something. I just put up with the spitting, but I'm sure there must be some way round it.

I made strawberry for the scones, but I also made strawberry, raspberry and cherry for putting in to bakewell tarts, cos I bloody love bakewell tart.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I love bakewell tarts as well.
So jam and scones and bakewell tarts...

*Sobs a little*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Nono, just scones and jam
I just made the bakewell jam for later use.
(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

*perks up a little*
Will you give Blousie a monster hug for me tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

But of course.

(berk, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Thanks berk.
Blousie rocks!

If you see Monty, ask him if he's a Benny tied to a tree for me, when he says 'no' shout 'Arragh! Benny on the loose!' and run away from him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)