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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Runefest.
Is anyone going?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:21, 127 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Never heard of it.
But then I'm old.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)
this sounds old
like the kind of old that has vikings
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Isn't it an online game?
No, that's Runescape.
What's Runefest? Do they all get together and play Runescape?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Yes
Oh good god.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
In a darkened, unventilated room
perhaps rather like a cellar or cave.

And it'll be warm and slightly humid. Just imagine....
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I read this and thought of TGB.

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Perhaps she hosts it.
Mind you I shouldn't think she'd put up with all those sweaty unwashed bodies.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
This is TGB we're talking about here, right?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Hush you!
I'm maintaining the sisterhood!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
sounds gash.

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
And again with the TGB thoughts.

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)
The Runefest will promise you many things
/dtvcorner

No, I'm not.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
If you're going count me out, I've got some fucking standards

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Is everyone grouchy this evening?
why are you grouchy? eh? eh? tetchy tetchy tetchy
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I'm quite cheery
not exactly exciting, but cheery.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I'm reasonably cheery
Feel like I'm coming down with a cold.
Got told today that the job I've applied for I probably won't get because I haven't got a long, long publishing history.

BUT tomorrow is the bash. W00t!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
you're coming, too! yay!
drink orange juice for the cold and keep fingers crossed for the job
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I'm going to knock back some OJ right now.
And as far as the job is concerned, I've been doing most of it for the past four years but sessionally. If they like what I've done so far and no one brilliant applies, then I'll get it. If not, I won't and I'll instead go back to finishing the novel. *shrugs* What will be, will be.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
if you don't try you never know

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Exactly!

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
that's OK, then
people just don't seem very chatty this evening.

perhaps we need a question, so everyone: which musician/actor/something else's image do you wish you could have. I wish I was as batshit cool as Bjork
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
That's too easy, there is only one right answer:
Lemmy.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I've lost my larping battleaxe 'Thangar' and I'm all :''(('''''''''''''

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
oh noes!
has you looked behind the sofa? that's where people usually keep these things
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I've looked everywhere !! I was bringing it to the b4sh to show off and be the coolest person there, now what am I going to do ??

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
take a 6ft pole arm instead?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
oh come on
I'm feeding you the line, there
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)
:??????????????????////

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Do mean my prick?
It is quite big I suppose
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I heard it's like a baby's arm
with fingers and everything,
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I bought a glowing the dark novelty condom once
in a pub toilets, it had fingers on the end like a little hand, it was quite disconcerting.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I think we finally used it when my then GF was on the blob
adding blood the the existing creepiness really didn't help
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
oh good, I'm glad you added that detail
bleaugh!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
this
save your fictional encounters with the female kind for the current QOTW
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)
good point
maybe I'll embroider it a bit and stick it up there, but it need something more to make it QOTW material.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)
you could stitch it on the pillow and then shove it up your arse?
;) tee hee
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I'm pretty lousy at sewing
But i'll see if I can carve it in to a carrot and massage my prostate with it. I'll make sure to scream your name as I come.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I'm sure your girlfriend will like that.
Make sure you say "KRISTINE WITH A KAAAAAAY"
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
The girlfriend of the story is 13 years an ex
and married to someone else long ago, but should I happen to run into a lady willing to sleep with my decrepit hulk of a body, I will seriously consider yelling your name at the point of orgasm, it'll make it almost like a a threesome. :)
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
best day evah
actually I think if a bloke said my name during sex I'd be a little creeped out
I don't know why, maybe it's one of those special things that it only feels awesome when you're...in love...bleh
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
yeah, my last girlfriend used to do it
it felt very odd.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
it's like those people that constantly say your name when you're talking to THEM
like wtf, shut up, stop saying my name, you'll wear it out
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I know what you mean
Then again I've never felt like my name fitted me. I went by a nick name for over 10 years, got to the point my wife and son knew me as nothing else and I considered changing it by deed poll, never did though.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
that's weird

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
yup, sums me up fairly well
just to clarify, I don't mean my wife and son never knew my real name, just never used it, I was introduced to her by nick name so it was all she ever called me.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
your nickname isn't Craig Colclough is it?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
pfft

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Nope
It was Twig, but I ditched it about 4 years back.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
what a shit nickname
I would've went for something like FIRE SQUIRREL
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
yup
Cannot argue there. In my deffence it was short for Twiglette K. Rainbow-Unit III. Not sure that makes it any better.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
now THAT
is a good nickname. I think you should demand people use it in full
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I used to
after a few pints. Maybe it's time for a revival, I'll try it out at the Bash.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
afterwards did you give her a friendly pat on the cheek with your creepy gore drenched limb
and say something about being caught red-handed?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Can't remember
we're talking about 15 years ago here, I only just remembered it, I think we never actually finished, just gave up in disgust.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
you probably aren't meant to stop half way through to have a quick
look at the condom
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
probably true
the image of the tiny blood covered hand haunts me to this day. :(
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
It won't be the same, and well you know
I just can't face b4shing without my middle earth weaponry. The chicks were really going to dig it
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
chicks like cross bows best
that's what I hear. Or you could just do spells or something. That won't make you look stupid or anything.

Besides battleaxes are a bitch to carry on public transport
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
may I leave a suggestion here
WATCH WILFRED
omg too funny
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I've seen the 1st episode
well, the first US one anyway, it's in its 3rd season in Oz.

I loved it, very surreal.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I think the second one came on last night here but I've only seen the first episode
I thought it was great, sort of sucked you in at the last minute with the wallet
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Yes!
That dog's a real bitch!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
too true, a dirty mongrel

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
How is everyone this evening?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
a bit wobbly
I'm crocheting a square.

sometime soon I'm going to crochet a crocodile for my friend's unborn child
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
you make a baby sound like a science experiment

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
isn't it?
I thought that's why people did that shit, to experiment on them and see what happens
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
they're like mini slaves
you have babies to make them do the things you don't want to do, i.e. clean, cook, make your cocktails
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Make it snappy!

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
hungover like WOAH

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Where did you go and how much did you drink to get in such a state?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
tumor release party, Jeff. Duh.
I had like 4 glasses of wine before we left and then my roommate and I went through 3 pitchers of beer.
Didn't seem like much at the time. I thought I was going to barf. I didn't though
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
We could make an english lass out of you yet!
You'd need to step up your drinking training before you set foot on out fair shores though. What you had last night is known as 'breakfast' around these parts! :)
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
it's because it was draft beer
draft fucks me up
I don't think I'd be able to drink in a pub there, do you have bud light on tap? I doubt it
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
coors light on tap is fairly common here
if that'll do ya
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
yeah coors is alright, ta

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I don't think I've ever seen Bud Light on tap (or in any pubs some to think of it)
What makes it 'light'? We have a lot of dark beers, and IPA (Indian Pale Ale).

In fact, I don't think I've ever drunk Bud Light.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
it has fewer calories and is less filling
and DELICIOUS
I can't drink that other crap.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
You'd probably quite like Peroni, that is quite a light, crisps beer.
Or you might well find that cider is your tipple.

Either way, you'll go home from a UK weekend throwing up all the way over the Atlantic.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
crisps beer
the kind the refined drink with crisps
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
hahaha
I meant crisp!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I don't like cider.
It's shit.
I'll just have to sit in a park and drink my BL and I reckon invite some people to join or something.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
You've never had proper cider I'll wager!
I'll bring some up from the West Country for you.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I had strongbow.
without ice.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Strongbow isn't a proper cider. It's like fizzy apple squash with a bit of alcohol thrown in.
I'm talking about something cloudy, made from a single variety of apple and, if you get it in your eyes, it will make you blind.*

*May not cause actual blindness
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Take your pick!

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I vote for faster shutter speed
that camera shake is doing my eyes in
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It has been taken on a camera with a 'cider' mode.

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
That's a hellish lot of cider for one pub
is it that Apple place?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Yeap!
I've not been there in ages, not since I gave up drinking cloudy cider.

Too much pain is involved with a big cider session.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
and you want ME to drink it
How very kind of you
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I think over the course of a weekend, you'll be fine with a few.
I've got getting on for 20 years 'experience' of drinking it. Therefore, I'm allowed to retire!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Pfft
that and you don't know how to pace yourself or when to stop, I think...
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I've not touched cloudy cider since my last cloudy cider injury.
(I managed to bite a hole in my tongue)

One injury too many.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Silly Jeff
I have always found that cloudy cider tastes vaguely how a barnyard smells, and I always feel ill after about two or three pints.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
What have you baked for the bash tomorrow?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Scones and jam
been out and bought some clotted cream, too.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I'm even more sad that I'm not going to be there now.
*epic sadface*

If it's your homemade jam, I'll be even more distressed.

(See you on the left hand side)
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Tidy bhat

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
ARE YOU DRUNK

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Evening Bob.

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
100th!
woo and indeed yay.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Of course it's homemade jam
and it is delicious. Although I need some kind of jam-gauntlet for making the damn stuff, it spits and I always end up with a weird sort of burn pattern that makes it look like I have meningitis.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Is it Damson?
I likes Damson.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
It's not the season for damnsons yet
and traditionally you don't eat damnson jam with scones and clotted cream.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
and we are all about tradition on here

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
A jam-gauntlet!
Design one and pitch it on Dragons' Den! You'll make millions.

What flavour jam am I missing out on?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
at first I thought a jam gauntlet was
like a dangerous jam maze
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
That would also be brilliant.
Although I'm not sure how a jam maze would work exactly.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Haha, running the jam gauntlet?
you'd need waders or something.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
pff!
"running the jam gauntlet" now it sounds rude
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Period sex, bleurgh :(

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I thought blood sports had been banned?

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
One could simply wear an oven glove...
or sellotape a dishcloth to ones arm or something. I just put up with the spitting, but I'm sure there must be some way round it.

I made strawberry for the scones, but I also made strawberry, raspberry and cherry for putting in to bakewell tarts, cos I bloody love bakewell tart.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I love bakewell tarts as well.
So jam and scones and bakewell tarts...

*Sobs a little*
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Nono, just scones and jam
I just made the bakewell jam for later use.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
*perks up a little*
Will you give Blousie a monster hug for me tomorrow?
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
But of course.

(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Thanks berk.
Blousie rocks!

If you see Monty, ask him if he's a Benny tied to a tree for me, when he says 'no' shout 'Arragh! Benny on the loose!' and run away from him.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I think you might have just made the 4hr
coach journey worth it
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Will you eat my share Captain?
As a favour, like.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I'll do what I can, Jeff
I'm a hero like that, you know
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
God bless you Captain. And all who sail on you.
*Salutes*
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Night Night OT
I'm off to bed with a good book. have a good night and see some of you at the bash tomorrow.
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Sorry I won't be meeting you.
(Well, I say that, reports might come in that you're a complete bellend, in which case 'meh!')
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
night
I guess I'll see you tomorrow
(, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

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