I'm back from my two weeks off only 73 emails Woooo
also foo fighters were amazing. A girl I went with said as we walked it, "oh my god it's amazing I love Milton Keynes" (she's not from Milton keynes)
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was she confused on ecstasy at the time?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Or blind?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Had she spent the previous 20 years chained up in a Turkish prison?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

City Of Dreams boyce.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/columnists/gareth-from-the-office/mark_lancaster_fromthehouse_milton_keynes_a_real_city_of_dreams_1_2286673
"Often in the public consciousness, Milton Keynes is used as a byword for artifice and modernity. "
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

From the wholly unbiased 'Milton Keynes Citizen' site, I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Written by the wholly unbiased MP for Milton Keynes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

*consults dream interpretation book*
It says here if you dream about roundabouts and bland modern architecture that means you are a homosexual.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Owning a book about dream interpretation is worse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)

In English, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*looks inside cover of book*
'This book belongs to a Mr P Chomp, MK nigga 4 life, 2009'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Stealing a book about dream interpretation is even worse.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

No but she's from somewhere shit in the midlands.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Ah. All becomes clear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

That would be 'the midlands'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Ow yiss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Kipper tie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

She actually said "I love wilted greens!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I'm glad you managed to edit that, I was getting confused.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm like Sizzler!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

The conscious Rasta dancehall artist?
You're not that like him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

We have different fathers.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Totally had a good time with your fiancee on saturday night.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

He said likewise.
He said you got told off for giggling after lights out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

'pass it on!'

'She likes the classical guitar stylings of Julian Bream, pass it on'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Ha!
I'm sure Bose used to mention him in adverts in Q.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

He's very talented. My old boy had a few of his platters back in't' day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)