I'd go for the Irish republic.
A more relaxed, more green England.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They don't have trees though, so no dogs.
This is potentially catastrophic for you.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

It's alright, I can get my rocks off by fucking a leprechaun.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)

And you can steal their pot of gold
Good work
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

woo-hoo!
*sings*

Always believe in your soul. You've got the power to know. You're indestructible... Always believing....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

whut?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I had friends who lived on the West coast
They moved back because they missed the trees. They brought their dogs with them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I'll bet those dogs were bursting for a piss by the time they got back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Walked with crossed legs
and left a little line of dog piddle everywhere they went.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

west coast is fairly barren alright
but we do have trees dotted about, mostly planted by fanciful English landowners. Ordinarily we cut the fuckers down for making primitive weapons or wife-beating utensils.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:56, Reply)

We had a shillelagh for years
I grew up in a Scots/Irish ghetto. In Kent. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

you poor thing

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I started senior school being a fluent French speaker
shame the accent was pure Dublin though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)