I saw a fantastic thing recently
An elder gent, with a moustache and a combover, wearing a tweed jacket and shorts, with sandals and socks, smoking a pipe while reading the paper with a pint of ale.

It was so magnificently English.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll grudgingly accept that.
But I bet he's mean to cats, the short-wearing twat.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's because they fucking deserve it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*puts AA on The List*

( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'm highly allergic to cats, and they fucking know it
And insist on rubbing along my legs, the little bastards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that attributing human motives
to lesser life forms is a symptom of mania.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)