You? Crimewatch?
Police Five more like.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"Keep'em peeled"
Alright?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Good, ta. Still spending a touch too much time reading this place though.
Glad to hear you're having a good time of it!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Hahhahaha
We can't all be on National and International news for weeks following a murder, the blinding of a copper and subsequent manhunt/celebrity chicken and fishing party NOW CAN WE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I managed to pass through Rothbury on my honeymoon - this delighted me no end

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

They tell me the blue plaque's already in the works.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I can't help feeling the news media has drawn a veil of silence
over the fact that Gazza was revealed to be batshit insane during that incident. Not comedy alcoholic, but full on mental.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)