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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Back for one day only
Hello

How are you all? I have a day off so thought I would pop in (using an old account I found that I had).

So what have I missed?

Lots been going on with me - now married (no Cabouchon ring in the end BGB) and we have a baby due in 6 weeks.

Would rather not dwell on my flounce if you don't mind..
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:22, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Tell us what you're having for lunch then

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Slowly braised Gryphon in a vintage port jus
actually - probably a couple of pints of cider as I am on a day off.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Congratulations on the wedding and baby*
*Granted, you've not yet had it, but if you're only here for the day there is no point me trying to congratulate you in 6 weeks time is there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Ta.
Rather scared about being a dad - being married is pretty cool though.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
It's all fun and games until she cuts your cock off with scissors

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I am sure my wife will threaten to do this whilst in the pain of labour

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Well bloody hell chap!
Glad to see you again and congratulations : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Alright blousie?

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I'm doing OK.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Congratulations!
You've not missed a huge amount to be honest, life moves quite slowly round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I was surprised by how much free time I had once I buggered off
Good to see so many of you are still here.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Aye, not too many have left, and we've had some newbies recently too

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Are newbies still be told "fuck off Bert" or have you all moved on from that?

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I think that's fizzled out.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Has it bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Well it's in the process of fizzling out.
Don't make me wag my finger at you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Don't make me wag my...er....never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Slowly but surely that's stopping

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Probably a good thing to phase it out - mind you I was one of the ones who accused newbies the most

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Aye, very much so

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Gently marinating in the juices of their own despair

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Shlurrrrp!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
*boing*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Welcome back dude.
Right I'm off for a back wax then some tattooing. Adios fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Ouch and ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Are 'Adios fuckers' some market stall fake sneakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Nah, they are a niche porn thing
where they only fuck dieting women
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)
sold by thieving gypsy cunts on a market stall.

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Next to the 'Hike' socks* with an upside down Nike swoosh on them.


*someone I know actually had a pair of these. They are real.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
YOU!
Congrats on getting a life, it's pretty fucking sweet isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Thanks. It certainly is!

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)
What ho, old boy.
Glad to hear all's well. Congratulations re marriage and baby. You will love being a dad. I've never been married but I bet you find fatherhood even better than that.

Now, about that flounce...

Good luck to you man.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:38, Reply)
PS you've been sorely missed on here you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Cheers matey.
Have gazzed you - you long haired scruffy wanker.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Oh you have met him. I forgot.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Nah he just watches Crimewatch.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)
You? Crimewatch?
Police Five more like.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
"Keep'em peeled"
Alright?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Good, ta. Still spending a touch too much time reading this place though.
Glad to hear you're having a good time of it!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Hahhahaha
We can't all be on National and International news for weeks following a murder, the blinding of a copper and subsequent manhunt/celebrity chicken and fishing party NOW CAN WE?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I managed to pass through Rothbury on my honeymoon - this delighted me no end

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)
They tell me the blue plaque's already in the works.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)
I can't help feeling the news media has drawn a veil of silence
over the fact that Gazza was revealed to be batshit insane during that incident. Not comedy alcoholic, but full on mental.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Righto.
Back to fucking work. Toodleoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Pip pip!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)
So... roll call - what's happened to:
Roota
Swipe
Kitty
Cumshot?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Still here.
Flounced.
Dunno.
Who?

Hi, I'm one of the new people since you were last here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Swipe flounced? That surprises me.

Hello new person.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)
It was a crap one
and then she came back when she had an excuse.

Kitty still visits every now and again, but I think work makes it hard for her.

Dunno about the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Bonjella mon soeur, bonjella

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)
oi oi

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I nearly wrote oi oi, but I went for the Bonjella option.
Well my goodness, congratulations on your two big nugget occasions!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Thank you.
Whats been occurring with you?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)
When were you last here?
I doubt much has happened since then. Hoping to have eloped to Edinburgh by the end of the year though. Scary but exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)
GET IN!!!
Edinburgh? It will be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Hope so.
If they have no jobs for us we'll try London.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Good luck!
And I need to get my arse in gear and get to Liverpool for afternoon tea before you disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Oh I'll be procrastinating for ages.
Still don;t have a CV!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Bobby's yer man.
Having said that, I haven't even had one reply since I started sending out my Bobby-updated CV. Though this might have more to do with me being unemployable...

So, you'll still be there in September then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Did you ever apply to Aardman? I thought that they might have offered the sort of work you were looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
hmm, is he....
Ta sis.
I'm lazy. I look at DiT's CV every now and again, then get overwhelmed and look at lolcats instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Try and get a spot with these people
www.mgeitf.co.uk/home/thefestival/about-the-festival.aspx

You could dazzle people with your knowledge of television from the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Oct or Nov I think
Edinburgh is where we got married - it's a great place.
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)
I wouldn't mind getting married there as well.
At the risk of repeating old news we OMG got engaged in November.
Just nod if you already knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I did not know this - many congratulations!

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I'm not pregnant though.
You can have that one all to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I think that now covers the Entire Fucking World who knows about the Engagement...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
We haven't told Albert in Australia, actually.
Maybe Poppet would oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Edinburgh is one of the few cities that I think I could happily live in.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Ditto, and I've only been once!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)
It's certainly in the right country, but it's no Glasgow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I'm from somewhere a little more sophisticated than Glasgow ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I beg to differ.
But then, I'm biased, as I fucking love Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Same
Probably my favourite city, which says a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Does Glasgow have a pier?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
I sense a meme I am unaware of

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)
b3th spends every spare minute she has on the new pier at Weston Super Mare.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
and why wouldn't I?
It's fucking ace.

You know what? Bobby's here with a class full of brats tomorrow. I might just kidnap him and get him on the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Bob is going to be covered in the vomit of 50 travel-sick kids.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Just a typical night out for him

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
No, but it has a boat that's a nightclub
which was, as a student spot, pretty fun.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Clubs on boats are for whooers

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
OMG SO DID NEWCASTLE!
It's moved now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
I have also been to Glasgow
but prefer Edinburgh, tbh. I like the compactness of the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I lived there for three years
and found everything to be ten minutes away from everything else, whether on foot or by train.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
That's why I like it.
Newcastle is similar in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)
I was talking about Glasgow, sorry.
Edinburgh is a pig of a place. All hills and tourists.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
STOPPIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
TIDYUP!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
"MWAAAARP"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
We were talking about your wedding on saturday night
me and DiT are going to kilt up for it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

kilt lez
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
That's weird, because Newcastle is a place all pigs and hills.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I liked Newcastle
I had a really nice visit there a couple of years ago. The waterfront is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
I like it.
The Quayside has been transformed beyond all recognition over the last 20 years. When I was a student I did a bit of photography, which included a view of the river looking up towards what is now the Baltic art gallery and Sage. Dereliction everywhere. I curse my ex father in law for throwing my old portfolio away in a drunken act of pisswankery, as I'd love to take a shot today from the same vantage point.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
5 mins walk from work
Waterline Friday lunchtime pints FTW
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
That's what I miss about working in town.
I've been stuck on a business park in Newburn for the last 7 years. Not exactly within easy walking distance of a pub for such things. A Friday pint at the Centurion before getting the train home was a welcome attraction at the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
If you find yourself in town during the week I'll catch you for a pint sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Unlikely at the moment
but thank you for the offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I struggle with the number of tourists - probably as it's a small city so more difficult to avoid them
One of the strangest parts of the wedding was coming out of the cathedral after the ceremony and having tourists take photos of us
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Dude, London... there's no escaping the forrin bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)
They seem easier to avoid as London is so much bigger

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Liverpool's similar.
Even at the end of my road the taxi tours stop to take photos of Paul and Macca's school, and to be fed blarney by the driver.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Liverpool has a school?

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
It's a portakabin with some magnetic letters on the walls

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
In Aus, Bonjella is a gel you put on a baby's gums while they're teething.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)
same here too
how are you?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Good ta! Congrats mate, by the way.
And you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Spendid ta

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Same here.
Roota's being a silly billy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
It's the same in the UK
We're not so different you know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
yeah ... in some respects.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)
In the UK it's lubricant for anal sex
What are the chances
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)
minty freshness combined with a sting to make your eyes water

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)
That sounds like the menthol lube version of Opal Fruits.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)
We could sell this product in Transformations

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Silly
REAL Bonjella is aniseed flavoured. I know they have a grown-up minty one now, but it should be aniseed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Aniseed is a weird flavour.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)
it's fab!
but if you have too much it makes you sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I have noticed this with aniseed lollies.
I don't know why it happens though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I don't know. I guess it must be something about aniseed. Maybe a grown-up could tell us.
All I know is my limit os about five aniseed balls before my core temperature raises too high.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)
haha.
that's weird.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)
*you're* weird

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Your face is weird.
"Your mum is weird"
etc etc.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
my face *is* weird
and so is my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Your face is lully!
I can't comment on your Mum though.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I'm sure someone will.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)
What's the insider story

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
She said she would stop sucking if I did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
OH MY GOD, THE WORKING DAY IS RIDICULOUSLY LONG WHEN YOU START AT 9 !
I forgot how long it is !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I suspect you are Gonz
Am I correct?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You are correct.
Gonz has just discovered his love for HP Guinness sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I need to try this

(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
It is really very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)
It's very very nice indeed
I bought a bottle for my bf which he complained about as he does not like brown sauce. Even though he is a ferocious Guinness fiend.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Hello Battered !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Hello Gonz
How are you?
(Genuinely__Battered, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I'm doing good thanks, not much to report really.
Glad life is going just swell for you.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
9-5, 8 hours... it's 11:25 (therefore 2:30 into it, or 1/4)
12-8, same 8 hours.... it would be 2:30 now, and over half way through the day as lunchtime would have already happened.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)
I always take my lunchbreak later in the day, say 1:30 or 2 o'clock
as it makes the day go faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)
HOW THE HELL IS IT ONLY 10 MINUTES SINCE I POSTED THAT? I POSTED THAT AN HOUR AGO.
I'm going for a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Oh Gonz,
please stop killing yourself with legal drugs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
It's basicly self inflicted suicide =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I think all suicide is pretty self-inflicted, babe.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
You know what else is really long?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)
The M1

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)
a meter stick from the perspective of an atom.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
I didn't get up until ten.
I've slobbed about drinking coffee and watching Top Gear for a bit, now I'm about to hit the shower and get on with some chores.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)
If only I was a kept man !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I've just taken voluntary redundancy
after 20 years of being a public sector monkey. I feel I'm entitled to a couple of months off before I hurl myself back into the world of work. Fuck, I'm not even going to sign on yet as I'm not looking for anything at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Reilly would be envious !
Just joshing, you enjoy =£
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I intend to.
Right, must get on and get some stuff done.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
Just tell them your looking for a job as an elephant scratcher

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Knowing his luck, that job would come up, and then he'd be entered into a contract and have to scratch elephant rectum 9-5.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
There are no elephants in the North East.
Well, not if you discount the Bigg Market at a weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

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