mine were similar but not adverse to the occasional whooping.
Once you hear the whole disappointed speech a few hundred times you stop giving a shit. Well I did anyway and then got expelled.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What were you expelled for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

multiple charges apey
setting fire to my dorm (accident)
fighting
drink
doobies
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I don't think you can be blamed for the house elf coming to visit you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

shitalmostworkspunlolz

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

How did they react to you getting expelled?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

They 'LOL'ed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

hehheh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I honestly can't remember, I have vague memories of my mum trying to blame everyone else and not me
and my old man not talking to me for ages. But I may have imagined that, it was 15 years ago!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

'It was those pesky Jews, mother dearest. You know what they're like'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I think I used the excuse "bigger boys" however there weren't many of them about!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

It was Giant Haystacks, Sir!

An Indian chum of mine got busted in his car with scales, drugs, money and weapons. When it came to court he cried and said 'racists' made him do it, and walked free.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

hahahaha quality.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Were they cowboys or something?
Do you get a 'yee-ha' as well as the whooping?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

There's more than one reason why I hate spurs...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Whilst I appreciate this post
A footballing reference littered with grammatical errors is the worst possible reply to Monty, other than "Jimi Hendrix wasn't fit to paint Bowie's eyebrows on"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

don't care, I thought it was proper genius like!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

stop pandering to Monty.... Darth fancies Monty, Darth fancies Monty, Darth and Monty up a tree
etc etc
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Awww
You're cute when you're jealous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)