I once had a one night stand with a guy, he didn't kiss me the entire time, and then after got all offended when I didn't kiss him bye.
I don't know why I felt I should share this.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You meet wierd people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

You can't spell

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

'How does he spell?'

'AWFUL'

LOL!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

In order to make this joke work on two levels
We should chop his nose off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

: o

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

This has been established previously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'll bet they can all spell 'weird', though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

It was the typical "I'm a muh fuggen playa" sort of guy, I just thought it was pretty fucking stupid not to do it while we were doing it
then to be all "you ain't gon kiss me goodnight?"
are you trying to make me feel better, or yourself?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

This suggests he has a mother complex. The "player" persona is merely a front to hide this.
You should have pointed this out to him in the hope that all his issues would come flooding back, causing him to break down in tears, and allowing you to take full control of him with just a "kiss goodnight."

(I never read Freud in any detail...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)