Come over
there's two thirds of a bottle of rioja and most of a box of a slightly suspect white. We'd we'd suitably deadened on the good stuff before we actually had to taste it though, so it'd be ok.

Since you're a Yank (sorry Irish-American-ololol) there's some entirely too-good-for-you blended supermarket whisky, too.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not a yank, you twat. Not Irish American either. So piss off with your grocery store whisky and shit wine.
I bet you'll offer me some lambrini next.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Twot
I read the last thread, gonad. Recognise banter.

I wouldn't offer you Lambrini, you work in a garage, you'd bottle me and piss on my corpse.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

you're hardly fit to piss on
TWAHT
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

When I got the steak and wine
I should also have got some sweeties :(
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

ew why, wouldn't that just ruin the taste?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'd probably switch to the plonk
I am bereft of sugary treats :(
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

stop speaking so british
I don't understand what you're trying to say
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

plonk = cheap wine
do try to keep up, dear
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

only plonk I know is plonker and that means penis, no?
so, I reckon you're switching to penis

AAAHAHAHA KRONEY IS SWITCHING TO PENIS
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

My dear, if I tried to explain the subtle nuances of such an ancient language to you
I'd be here until judgement day and, frankly, I have rather better savages to culturally subjugate.

Been there, done that, stop tugging on Daddy's cuffs.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I have a box of Thorntons Moments
om nom nom
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Oh, you bender.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)