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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wish to be an all powerful sorcerer(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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you wish as hard as you canmagic crackles around you and you feel the power flowing through you.
The next few days are spent using your powers to make the world around you better.
After a week or so the power goes to your head, another car cuts you up - you curse them for all eternity to be trapped in a tree. Someone with a pram walks too slowly down the road and you turn their child into a squid.
A month later you have become a terrible blight upon the land, an evil dictator whose hatred brings misery to millions and who is loved by no one
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Brilliant. I also fix it so arsenal win the champions league ten years in a row(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 18:31,
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