I'm afraid I'm not really that healthy a person, and I'd hate for my doc to purjour himself.
Should I include my National Record of Achievement? That might bulk things out a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should mention about how you've got a great sense of humour, Gonz.
Apparently they love that. At least you might get a guilt-shag out of it as she tries to convince herself that she's not a terrible, awful human being.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

"But I reeeeallly do go for guys based on their personailty and not their looks, honest ! I'm not a horrible person, I'm simply not, I give to Oxfam every month !....
.... look, you're a nice guy, one day you'll meet someone who loves you for who you are, it's just that person isn't me ! Anyway, hun, I have to go now, I've got that thing with the thing at the place, but before you go, can I get John's number off you? Yeah', he said he had an, erm, errr, office chair that I could have off him. What's that? You don't have John's number but you do have Beths? Why would I want Beth's number? Oh really, never mind. Anyway, great chatting, will call you, promise".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)